chairsforcheap As an alcoholic, 4 loko is no girls drink. It's a "I guess i deserve the swollen uvula if i wake up tomorrow" drink
baleen It's 90% corn syrup and it's covered in pretty colors.
THA SUGAH RAIN One guy at school would drink about 5 of these back to back some nights and came out the other side looking like he lived through three wars. Nothing about it is enjoyable and the human body is not equipped to handle that kind of sugar swing up or down.
chairsforcheap yeah the sugar content is what i mean... this shit is what you drink when you want to punish your body beyond simply alcohol content, rather an entire emotional swing that can only be directed by whichever god you plead mercy to
pressed peanut sweepings I drink it because it's cheap and strong and I'm able to swallow it and keep it down.
memedumpster If you've ever thought to yourself "Steel Reserve just isn't a dirty enough feeling drunk," then this is for you. I know several alcoholics and I always encourage them to spend more money on their alcohol. If it's the one thing in life you insist on doing religiously, take some pride in it, demand quality, and do it well.
garcet71283 What the hell is the market for this stuff anyway?
StanleyPain Idiots who want to get drunk as fast as possible with as little effort as possible and no appreciation for what they drink.