Dachshund: "THIS IS THE BEST FETCHING STICK, EVER!!! FLEE BEFORE ME, MY ENEMIES! TAKE THAT, SCOOTER! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY SNAUSAGE, YOU BITCH!""
Thank christ you're here listen some kid fell down a well and they need someone to stand there and make boring comments about the crane they're using to get him out you worthless goddamned heap of garbage
As someone who once shot a fellow POE-ite in the face with a bottle rocket, this video brought back some fun memories. I don't think he remembers it as fondly.
Thank you, Camonk. Seriously. I tried and tired and tried and nothing I did could get this video to come up right on POETV. You get the stars and your video gets the stars.