Aelric Dr. Ariana Huffington rubs dead babies on her skin!
cognitivedissonance When I was a kid in KJV-only fundie Baptist land, one of my Sunday School teachers was dead serious about a "new perfume" that was being sold to "rich New Yorkers" made from pressed aborted fetuses. I can pinpoint that exact moment to the beginning of my slow decline in faith.
chairsforcheap if you're going to press a fetus you better let it age in an oak cask for a couple years if you want that rich peaty flavor
Adham Nu'man What a crock of shit, the only Aborted Fetus Perfume worth a dime is made by sundrying the fetuses thoroughly crisp, grinding them into a powder and then using that for an alcohol based infusion, strain, repeat.
lordyam i got some dead babies i can put on your face grandma...
there, i said so you wouldnt have to, you're welcome
SolRo I love how they have the fine print admit all the before and after pictures are fake.
And wouldn't 'stimulating cell growth' chemically more likely to just give you cancer than anything else?
big pincers secret ingredient: excised schmucks. true story (for some creams)