duck&cover
Five for sashaying Superman/Rue Mcclanahan.

STABFACE
It's even technically sort of canon. At the beginning of The Dark Knight Returns, Bruce Wayne rocks the Bat-Stache.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
In the preloader it looks like an appropriately batman-esque scowl

Triggerbaby
For the first few seconds I thought Batman was sporting terrible buckteeth like he had gone all goobrain or something.