|Dread Pirate Roberts |
I have never been as disappointed in humanity as I am now.
|Jane Error |
Most heart-rending moment: 1:30
A friend of mine showed this to me last night. I couldn't find a single person in this video who didn't deserve to be chemically castrated, set on fire, hit with a baseball bat, or worse.
Seriously, whatever happened to good old-fashioned shame?
Shame is for gay republicans and pregnant catholic girls. Fuck that shit.
Dance like nobody is watching. I am a terrible dancer but what I lack in technical skill I more than make up for in drinking a bottle and a half of Robitussin beforehand.
That whole "dance like nobody is watching" thing is a good philosophy, but the literal application was thought of long before the existence of YouTube. Just keepin' that in mind.
Somewhere in China members of the Party are watching this and furiously drafting plans for sixteen extra kill switches on their Internet.
We should too.
0:46 -- I always had such hope for the Duke of Dinosaur, I thought he might grow up happy and well-adjusted. I'm talking about this guy:
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
And, of course, we zoom in and out on the black guy wearing a Dolph Ziggler T-shirt.
Or maybe he's just wearing it because its pink.
|James Woods |
Stop it. Stop. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Stoooop. STOP IT! STOOOOOOOOP!
Who among these was competent enough to rent a conference hall? Take of the head, kill the serpent.
Its just some nerds spazzing out. Its not that big a deal.
You know, you're right. I'm just jealous. :(
I didn't go. I'm too cool for that and I don't like the show THAT much.
|James Woods |
The soundtrack to this only convinces me further that Im dreaming, and this is some kind of abyssal, mind-blasting nightmare.
5 for every Candarian Demon this video awoke in my home.
|Jet Bin Fever |
OH for FUCKS sake!
How many of these people have autism? Seriously, that would partially explain why they are so many of them. Also, if you travel back in time and showed this to the people fighting the nazis they would have probably surrender.
Uh, go watch some German porn movies before assuming things would be better...
|The Townleybomb |
At least they are leaving the house, I guess.
Oh man the kid at 1:50 or so, aw shit.
|Macho Nacho |
I couldn't watch it all the way through. I got disoriented by the music and zoom-in-and-outs.
I was wishing someone had warned me to take Dramamine first. Go back and watch the last 11 seconds.
|The Mothership |
Why are they dancing like that?
|big pincers |
High on Life.
(and Adderall plus Robitussin.)
|Spaceman Africa |
jesus christ how horrifying
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