|Caminante Nocturno |
If this scene ended with Dredd having a big fat floppy boner, nobody would think it was out-of-place!
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
This looks like a great movie to see while baked.
THEY BETRAY THE LAWS....of physics!
Slow-motion man-titty jiggle.
I'm not too familiar with the comics -- why does this man hate cheeks so much?
|Oscar Wildcat |
There was a scene very much like this in Andy Warhols Frankenstein in 3D. Around the end, someone dies and the blood spits out of the screen at you. That never gets old, huh?
Goddamn that was retarded!
|Meatsack Jones |
I will take back Stallone and worship him over this shit.
I AM THE BLAH.
Needs a "Conservative Boner Medication" tag.
I thought slow-mo gunfights were cool ... back in 2000
Jesus. Does this mean that the Rob Schneider version is more morally ambiguous?
Sorry, did they purposely pick an actor that kind of looks like Stallone when he has a helmet on? Am I just imagining things?
ya mean any middle-aged white guy who hasnt shaved in a day or two with a square jaw
Your reply made me shave.
Five stars for ripple nipples.
To be "fair," the slo-mo stuff is from the drug, I think. From what I read, it's supposed to be really trippin' to see everything else slow down. Maybe you can react a little faster or something, I dunno.
This doesn't seem to be any closer to the comics than the Stallone version. I remember a page or two from 2000AD where Dredd was fighting some criminal or other, and an explosion sends his flying motorcycle crashing into some family's apartment where they're having dinner. Dredd gives this "excuse me, citizens" line and is about to take off when the father goes off on a rant about how this kind of thing is bullshit, that the City's government just walks all over everyone, etc.
Dredd then cuffs the dad, bolts the cuffs to the floor and sentences him to ten years prison for treason, his sentence to begin as soon as another judge arrives to cart him away.
Making the scene even more dark-dystopian, the father then hangs his head in shame and agrees that Dredd's sentence is just and that he DID just commit treason, accepting his fate.
Now THAT was wonderfully fucked up. I see NOTHING like that in this movie.
fuck the hate, im going pay to see this four stories tall and in 3d. im also probably going enjoy this like i would any poory written issue of heavy metal or 2000 ad.
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