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Desc:Just trying to help lonely men get some 'sleep.'
Category:Business, Arts
Tags:Lonely, wispy narration, ASMR, whispering
Submitted:baleen
Date:02/25/13
Views:7568
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Comment count is 36
cognitivedissonance
sup baleen

sup baleen

sup baleen
baleen
Doesn't somebody understand computers enough around here to tell me what is happening?

Hooker
PEBCAK issue, I assume.

Adham Nu'man
I'm pretty sure it's an issue with your stencil bufferers.

catpenis27
You need to check with IT and if your AR is less than like 5 you need to give a shout out to LMNOP.

memedumpster
I just came to poeTV and read the front page top down as "baleen, baleen, baleen, baleen, I'm begging of you please don't take my man."

That made me very happy.

memedumpster
Oh, as for tech support, you know how this place is plagued with mySQL failures? You, sir, are plagued with mySQL over achievement. Your mySQL is too virile for the fragile front page hymenSQL.

Ursa_minor
Dude

Dude

Dude
baleen
SERIOUSLY
what the fuck is happening?
Jet Bin Fever
poeTV has become sentient. It must be destroyed.

Rodents of Unusual Size
POETV is in love with baleen.

Run for your life, man.

wtf japan
I bet it has something to do with numbers. You're welcome.

chumbucket
SERIOUSLY
what the fuck is happening?
Syd Midnight
To make up for all those times you masturbated to porn then fell asleep, here's 8 hours of 1-sided pillow talk.

asian hick
Sucks to your ASMR!
il fiore bel
God damn, guy, quit trying to break the PoETV :P
EvilHomer
Sucks to your ASMR!
Nikon
This is okay. I hope it helps people who need it.
SteamPoweredKleenex
You mean attention-whores like baleen who have to triple-post their videos? I guess it couldn't hurt.


It's not funny, baleen!

baleen
I wish I were just whoring. I wish support were around to ban me for a week so that he could figure out what I am doing.

StanleyPain
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chumbucket
END OF LINE

FABIO
Another hat trick for baleen bravo.
Meerkat
What is this ASMR thing, is it like Ass to Mouth Repeatedly or like uh man I surf too much porn maybe.

Anal Sex Masturbation Rape? I'm drawring a blank here guyz.

HAY GUYZ?! WHAT IT IS?
chumbucket
Sounds like a load of BS to me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

SkeletonMichelle
The sensation is definitely real. I experience it sometimes. Used to be that, for all I knew, I was the only one who got that weird brain tingle in response to certain triggers. Then a few years ago it seemed to become a thing on the Internet overnight, and for, like, a day, people were all, "You get that?! I get that too!" Now we know that lots of other people get the feeling, and apparently some of us like to trigger the feeling by watching creepy Youtube videos.

memedumpster
I thought those were feelings of shame, oh god I am so broken.

Meerkat
A pleasurable response from having someone pretend to pay attention to you?

That's just ... well, I guess if you can't afford hookers.

badideasinaction
I was really shocked when this girl I knew suddenly started talking about ASMR. I had this moment of "hold on, real people aren't supposed to know about this stuff".

Caminante Nocturno
You are clearly doing this on purpose!
urbanelf
I know I'm supposed to jerk off to this, but I can't figure out which timestamp is appropriate.
Sexy Duck Cop
Baleen cease this chicanery posthaste.
The Mothership
damn baleen, how bad is your insomnia?
Quad9Damage
This is 36 minutes long. Does she show her tits at any point? I don't know if that would help with my insomnia, though. It looks like she might have some really nice tits. Then again, maybe a bathroom wank afterwards will actually help me sleep.
Racketeer
She reads a passage from Tuesdays with Morrie at one point, which is... sort of creepy because it's about death. When she pulled out that book, I was like, is that what I think it is? And when it was, I laughed out loud.

Racketeer
And by "at one point" I mean "the entire second half".

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