Oh, good. I was worried the remake might be bad.
I can't wait for the dvd now.
|Billy Buttsex |
Anytime Nicholas cage bike-jacks and then punches people in a bear suit, 5 stars
I was gonna pass it off as yet another sub-mediocre remake, but it seems to kick ass!
|Colonel Cowlung |
These are most of the clips I would choose to demonstrate why I actually enjoyed this silly movie.
|Dummy Rum |
Don't buy the DVD. Just watch this instead.
Nick Cage is cute when he's angry!
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY! Simply awesome.
|C. Eloi Marx |
Cage is the woman beatinginst man ever; also "My eyes, aaarrgggghhhh!!!"
NOT THE BEES NO NOT THE BEES! Bees! My eyes OUCH OH MY EYES
|Testicles of Doom |
He's a little bit of a jerk.
IS THIS FROM THE UNRATED VERSION, GUYS???
5 Stars even though it doesn't have the seen where he sneaks out of the forest in the bear suit.
What's wrong sister?
There's no way the actual movie itself is this good.
karate kickin' little girls eh?
You know, I actually want to see it now.
Wow, he really hates masks, doesn't he?
Glad to see that Hollywood didn't leave out the subtle dread found in the original
Now I have to see this fucking movie.
So, is he a virgin in this one also?
|Corman's Inferno |
CGI beard of bees=5 STARS FOREVER
Wait, what's this have to do with The Wicker Man again? And Nick Cage? What?
It's like a live episode of the Simpsons .
THIS is how you sell me a movie!
|Honest Abe |
this is all i will ever see of this movie.
Nicloas Cage in the Thousand-Acre Woods.
"The original was good, but it needed more karate. And bees."
He put the hurt on Lee-Lee
this taught me that bees can be poured like water.
That third scene is motherfucking perfect.
|Herr Matthias |
Grand Theft Auto: Connecticut
I know it sucks, but imagining bees flying into my mouth and eyes freaks me the fuck out.
|Spit Spingola |
HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?!
5 stars for distilling the movie down to punching neopagans and stealing bikes. That's all it needed
If only the whole movie was him being a dick to kids and sucker punching women.
Just saw it. This clip leaves out the best scene: during the boat ride where he hallucinates seeing the girl on the deck before a MAC TRUCK slams into her, ON A BOAT.
I'd like to know how it got burned.
To be fair, if there's anyone who deserves to get slapped around, it's Leelee Sobieski.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I want to kill Nicholas Cage even though it won't bring my god damned honey back. :(
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Really, he should have been wearing the bear suit in every scene.
The rapid camera pullout holding the dead kid makes this for me. So random...
God bless home video editing equipment. Now we can distill every movie down to its essential stupid
|Mayberry Pancakes |
What is it? What's wrong? *WHAM*
ARGHL NOT THE BEES MY EYES YAAAAGHRGRHL
I'm tempted to see the movie...but i think i like NOT understanding this way better
If anyone defends Nic Cage's acting skills, I'm going to shout "BEES! AAGHH!" right in their face
Fuck an Oscar, what about a Nobel? This is genius.
All movies should have a cameo of Nick Cage karate kicking a little kid into the wall.
00:47 'What's wrong sister?' *thwock*
Nicholas Cage vs. a bunch of Ren Fayre lookin chicks?
Whichever side wins, we lose.
Thank you POEtv for saving me 2 hours and the cost of a dvd.
Maybe I've been underestimating Nicholas Cage's acting genius all along.
|Jimmy Labatt |
That bear costume is really well made
There's a rifftrack for this you can get over at rifftrax.com . I'm glad, because of all the recent movies I've seen, this is the one most deserving of mst3k treatment. Other than Episodes 1 and 2.
It was actually kind of a mediocre rifftrack. I'm starting to think all the good ones have Bill in them.
A rifftrack for this movie seems like it would be completely unnecessary.
You know, if MY head were stuck in a bee jar like that, I'd shut the hell up and close my mouth. I guess that's what you get for being a total prick, Nick.
what can I say that hasn't already been said
1. Why did I wait so long to watch this?
2. Holy crap that bear suit.
|magical man |
omfg nick cage is a furry lol
|Spastic Avenger |
Do they even sing 'Sumer is acumen in' in this version?
Nicholas Cage is the greatest actor of all time.
This is meant to be a comedy right?
I actually saw this in the theater, and him punching the women out was just as hilarious with context as without. However, the bee scene is crazy! That wasn't in the theatrical version of the film! I WONDER WHY-- AHHHGGGHHH THE BEES MY EYES ARRRRR
He went around punching people in a bear suit, no wonder they poured bees on his face.
Officer Pooh is kind of a dick
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
STEP AWAY. FROM THE BIKE.
I don't remember Edward Woodward hitting so many people.
I only watch Nicolas Cage films if he gets burned alive in them.
|Dr. Venkman |
if this would have been released in theaters instead of what we got originally, im sure it would have gone over like gangbusters! printing money i tell you, printing money.
Missing the "unintentional comedy masterpiece" tag.
When I first saw this movie my socks weren't blown off, but I actually thought it was kind of creepy.
Thank you PoETV, for replacing mediocre creepy with extreme funny.
The way he screams about the bees being in his eyes remind me of Will Ferrell's rants from the fire pit in the 1st Austin Powers movie.
I frequently click on this clip when I need a quick pick-me-up.
If there is any way I could watch an endless loop of Nicholas Cage swinging a left hook at a portly woman, and then maybe kicking a young woman in the chest on an infinite loop, for the rest of time, that would be heaven
Nicholas Cage's acting skills are truly personified this movie. Hitting Women, Hitting women in a bear suit, jacking bikes, scaring children. Sounds like one hell of a fun time.
Oh, christ, wow.
My favourite POETV clip, hands down.
Its amazing how this is actually way the fuck better than Bangkok dangerous.
|Lauritz Melchior |
It's taken me more than two years to appreciate this.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
The reviews that I saw for this were pretty scathing, but iIf you just see the end of this film (I was at a friend's house), it is motherfucking disturbing!
Finally giving it the rating it deserves.
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