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Desc:Shorn of context, beyond hilarious.
Category:Classic Movies, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:awful, wicker man, nic cage, bear suit, embarrassing
Submitted:ztc
Date:01/11/07
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Comment count is 96
DrCrypt
Oh, good. I was worried the remake might be bad.
love
I can't wait for the dvd now.
Billy Buttsex
Anytime Nicholas cage bike-jacks and then punches people in a bear suit, 5 stars
bongoprophet
I was gonna pass it off as yet another sub-mediocre remake, but it seems to kick ass!
Colonel Cowlung
These are most of the clips I would choose to demonstrate why I actually enjoyed this silly movie.
Dummy Rum
Don't buy the DVD. Just watch this instead.
boner
Nick Cage is cute when he's angry!
boscokitty
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY! Simply awesome.
C. Eloi Marx
Cage is the woman beatinginst man ever; also "My eyes, aaarrgggghhhh!!!"
Ursa_minor
NOT THE BEES NO NOT THE BEES! Bees! My eyes OUCH OH MY EYES
shutup_Aragorn
i wish i could grow a beard like that

Testicles of Doom
He's a little bit of a jerk.
stanleypain
IS THIS FROM THE UNRATED VERSION, GUYS???
Ashenblade
5 Stars even though it doesn't have the seen where he sneaks out of the forest in the bear suit.
Turrican
What's wrong sister?
Caminante
There's no way the actual movie itself is this good.
onemorepanic
karate kickin' little girls eh?
blackbetta
You know, I actually want to see it now.
NoCode
Wow, he really hates masks, doesn't he?
Gurlugon
Glad to see that Hollywood didn't leave out the subtle dread found in the original
baleen
Now I have to see this fucking movie.
romancingtrain
So, is he a virgin in this one also?
mashedtater
if the world was a good and fair place, he would remain a virgin for the course of his lifetime. but no, he went off and had a kid and named it el kal

Corman's Inferno
CGI beard of bees=5 STARS FOREVER
Old_Zircon
Wait, what's this have to do with The Wicker Man again? And Nick Cage? What?
athodyd
howdigeburned HOWDIGEBURNED
yoyo1
It's like a live episode of the Simpsons .
Pandatronic
THIS is how you sell me a movie!
Honest Abe
this is all i will ever see of this movie.
fluffy
Nicloas Cage in the Thousand-Acre Woods.
JimL2
"The original was good, but it needed more karate. And bees."
bob_loblaw
He put the hurt on Lee-Lee
craptacular
this taught me that bees can be poured like water.
erix
That third scene is motherfucking perfect.
Herr Matthias
Grand Theft Auto: Connecticut
Vicious
I know it sucks, but imagining bees flying into my mouth and eyes freaks me the fuck out.
Spit Spingola
HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?!
Harveyjames
HOW TO GET BIRD? HOW TO GET BIRD??

Camonk
5 stars for distilling the movie down to punching neopagans and stealing bikes. That's all it needed
FABIO2
If only the whole movie was him being a dick to kids and sucker punching women.
FABIO2
Just saw it. This clip leaves out the best scene: during the boat ride where he hallucinates seeing the girl on the deck before a MAC TRUCK slams into her, ON A BOAT.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
I'd like to know how it got burned.
Senator_Unger
To be fair, if there's anyone who deserves to get slapped around, it's Leelee Sobieski.
j lzrd / swift idiot
!!!
gonegirl
I want to kill Nicholas Cage even though it won't bring my god damned honey back. :(
Rodents of Unusual Size
Really, he should have been wearing the bear suit in every scene.
garcet71283
The rapid camera pullout holding the dead kid makes this for me. So random...
glenn
Oh, bother.
Hooper_X
God bless home video editing equipment. Now we can distill every movie down to its essential stupid
Mayberry Pancakes
What is it? What's wrong? *WHAM*
merzbau
ARGHL NOT THE BEES MY EYES YAAAAGHRGRHL
KozmicBlue
I'm tempted to see the movie...but i think i like NOT understanding this way better
Portaxx
If anyone defends Nic Cage's acting skills, I'm going to shout "BEES! AAGHH!" right in their face
whiskey8ball
Fuck an Oscar, what about a Nobel? This is genius.
bopeton
All movies should have a cameo of Nick Cage karate kicking a little kid into the wall.
gambol
00:47 'What's wrong sister?' *thwock*
KnowFuture
Nicholas Cage vs. a bunch of Ren Fayre lookin chicks?

Whichever side wins, we lose.

retrocious
But whichever side loses, we win

kingofthenothing
yeah but if they breed and make a hybrid species of Nick Cages and hippie dippy chicks then we REALLY lose.

tamago
Thank you POEtv for saving me 2 hours and the cost of a dvd.
Zarathustra00
Maybe I've been underestimating Nicholas Cage's acting genius all along.
Jimmy Labatt
That bear costume is really well made
plaid_knight
There's a rifftrack for this you can get over at rifftrax.com . I'm glad, because of all the recent movies I've seen, this is the one most deserving of mst3k treatment. Other than Episodes 1 and 2.
FABIO2
It was actually kind of a mediocre rifftrack. I'm starting to think all the good ones have Bill in them.

KnowFuture
A rifftrack for this movie seems like it would be completely unnecessary.

Gwago
You know, if MY head were stuck in a bee jar like that, I'd shut the hell up and close my mouth. I guess that's what you get for being a total prick, Nick.
Xiphias
what can I say that hasn't already been said
crote
1. Why did I wait so long to watch this?
2. Holy crap that bear suit.
magical man
omfg nick cage is a furry lol
Spastic Avenger
Do they even sing 'Sumer is acumen in' in this version?
IrishWhiskey
Nicholas Cage is the greatest actor of all time.

This is meant to be a comedy right?
Alektorophobic
I actually saw this in the theater, and him punching the women out was just as hilarious with context as without. However, the bee scene is crazy! That wasn't in the theatrical version of the film! I WONDER WHY-- AHHHGGGHHH THE BEES MY EYES ARRRRR
Random
Man...
Quad9Damage
"........."
"........."
"....."
*PUNCH*

Twitch
Bees.
oogaBooga
He went around punching people in a bear suit, no wonder they poured bees on his face.
thebaronsdoctor
Officer Pooh is kind of a dick
Whitewater5
the beeeeeeeeeeees
soci-o-path
I lul'ed.
Lies, lies, LIES!
STEP AWAY. FROM THE BIKE.
atheistgirl
I don't remember Edward Woodward hitting so many people.
LazarusOfEarth
I only watch Nicolas Cage films if he gets burned alive in them.
Dr. Venkman
if this would have been released in theaters instead of what we got originally, im sure it would have gone over like gangbusters! printing money i tell you, printing money.
Nikon
Missing the "unintentional comedy masterpiece" tag.
Cleaner82
When I first saw this movie my socks weren't blown off, but I actually thought it was kind of creepy.

Thank you PoETV, for replacing mediocre creepy with extreme funny.
joelkazoo
The way he screams about the bees being in his eyes remind me of Will Ferrell's rants from the fire pit in the 1st Austin Powers movie.
I frequently click on this clip when I need a quick pick-me-up.
zerobackup
If there is any way I could watch an endless loop of Nicholas Cage swinging a left hook at a portly woman, and then maybe kicking a young woman in the chest on an infinite loop, for the rest of time, that would be heaven
j lzrd / swift idiot
How does that song go?

HEAVEN ISN'T TO FAR AWAY~

JaguarX
Nicholas Cage's acting skills are truly personified this movie. Hitting Women, Hitting women in a bear suit, jacking bikes, scaring children. Sounds like one hell of a fun time.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Oh, christ, wow.
Dirtchamber
My favourite POETV clip, hands down.
Candlejackv616
Its amazing how this is actually way the fuck better than Bangkok dangerous.
Lauritz Melchior
It's taken me more than two years to appreciate this.
John Holmes Motherfucker
The reviews that I saw for this were pretty scathing, but iIf you just see the end of this film (I was at a friend's house), it is motherfucking disturbing!
kennydra
Finally giving it the rating it deserves.
Jet Bin Fever
Weird, never rated this.
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