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Desc:An elite team fighter teaches us how to survive living with our moms, I mean combat
Category:Educational, Science & Technology
Tags:guns, elite team fighting, dont tell my dad I was playing with his guns.
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This guy is a serious piece of work. Great find.
My guess is, his dad is a cop and he's put on his dad's gear while he's out of the house.

Pretty sure this is Dwight Shrute.
i think this might be the guy from Doom when he was 18.
Isn't that a boyscout uniform?
-1 because he wasn't talking about being a ninja, or a zombie invasion.

"Keep in mind that bullets go through walls."
Somehow I think he thinks that's a good thing.

Get rid of your rifle when it jams? Most jams in semi-auto weapons are chimney jams and can be cleared by hitting the shell. You can clear a chimney jam faster than you can throw away the rifle and draw your pistol, which he just a short time ago said was useless. This guy is sad and disagrees with his own advice.
Notice that he doesn't grab his belt when he draws his pistol after ditching the rifle. What a shmuck.

Get into a lot of firefights do ya?
Sure, the one thing you have to remember is that most situations will not evolve into a firefight without escalation. Be sure to have plenty of that, and at least 300 rounds of ammunition for each of the 3 weapons you carry with you to the mall where you were mercilously teased about your acne.

I was in a firefight once.
Well, I was in a fire.
Actually, I was fired from a promising Fry Cook position.

He doesn't seem to be following any kind of lesson plan. I laughed my ass off when he ran out of breath and just threw in the advice, "breath control."
biosbasher (9 hours ago) Reply | Spam
TO EVERY SEASON, TURN TURN TURN, A time to be born, a time to die, that is a song from the bible... did you guys know that. Pretty cool stuff.

biosbasher (9 hours ago) Reply | Spam
MOst people think that teaching how to shoot is key, NO, teaching how to not shoot is ever more key. That is sound wisdom. Allow the Lord to breath into you the word.

biosbasher (10 hours ago) Reply | Spam
Not being able to do what it takes, the mental brainwashing will prove to be your downfall in the end.. your achilles heal.

biosbasher (10 hours ago) Reply | Spam
At least you recognize one good benefit to you. But to others there are more good tips you can't see because you are selfish.

...I was going to make a school shooting joke, but now what little humor was left in it has been sapped away.

Well, I will. Because eventually we'll be seeing this clip replayed ad nauseum on the news when he finally does gun down and/or stab a whole bunch of people.

I wear kevlar sleeves at work for basic abrasion protection, any knife frays though that stuff like its not even there
Basically we've established that this kid has no business owning or operating anything in this clip.

And it's not like they could just go for HIS UNPROTECTED ELBOWS or anything.


Walt Henderson
Mall Ninja alert! Just stay out of the way of his assault wheelbarrow.
Actually, Battlewagons are the way to go now.

Wait, didn't some Russian soldier die cause his friend stabbed him through a kevlar vest? Also, I could never take a guy with that voice seriously. He'd be all okay flank them, or some bullshit, and I'd just start giggling. Our team wouldn't be very elite is what I'm saying.
Mad zombie hunter
It happened at least once in the IDF. Some soldiers were complaining about the heat and wanted to loose their vests, and an officer decided to demonstrate that Kevlar might just save their lives some day in the future. He might have been right about 'some day', but that day he killed one of his own guys.

Caminante Nocturno
this was clearly the "no bs" version of this video. So anyone know what school this nut goes to? Maybe they need a "heads up".
I wonder if Dog the BB Gun Hunter got turned onto this by finding a stack of Soldier of Fortune magazines or if his dad is a mall security boss?
Ya gotta work a lot of paper routes to be able to afford all those weapons.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Counterstrike is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
At least he's giving safety tips and not flipping the rifle around like a ceremonial garand or something (and of course dropping it)
my uniform is like a ninjas uniform, except for the body armor, projectile weaponry, and the GOD DAMN FLAG OF THE US OF A!!!!!!!
King of Balls
I don't wanna die. I'll go ahead and get rid of my rifle.
I love how he combines technical terms with "fuck" and "shit" to give him some sort of macho presence. Also this reminds me of FPS tutorial levels.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Seriously, and he didn't even explain hand grenades. Everyone knows how fiddly those things can be if nobody explains how to lock onto a target with them.

Baby Finster
-1 for not describing where and when to spam your flash grenades in de_dust.
Well this makes the "Elitest Team Fighting" clip make a whole lot more sense.
I wish I'd had this guy to train me before I went to Iraq. I guess I did some Team Fighting, but I never comported myself with such Elite conviction.
how many skinnies did you bag, dude?!

My favorite part of this site is definitely when a video's got an awful youtube rating and 4-5 stars here.
Extra bonus! If you leave the annotations on, he gives a shout out to infowars.com
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