|American Standard |
Gluttonous smarty pants.
I was halfway expecting to see a follow-up video, "Whale Shark chokes to death on net."
The ocean's teabaggers.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
"This can be dangerous — but the local fishers like the sharks, considering them good luck, and are working to modify the net designs to prevent sharks from entering."
|That guy |
Top that, shark whales.
Dear Bait Fish,
You evolved wrong.
Giant gentle raccoon of the sea.
Yeah, but seeing that huge maw coming at you underwater has got to be a sphincter-clenching moment, even though you're not on the menu.
fuck i should've posted my story below as a reply to this, missed it on the first read
That's just neat.
I mistook an "s" for an "f" at a critical place in the title and expected something a lot different, but this is just as star worthy.
|The Townleybomb |
Crap like this is why you are the fattest fish in the ocean, Whale Shark!
|Cockmaster Flash |
SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK YOU BITCH!
|Binro the Heretic |
I like the daredevil remora.
|Koda Maja |
I'll have the catch of the day.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
Taking filter feeding to a whole new meaning.
the first time i ever went to the Caribbean (and incidentally being from the northeast, the first time i ever saw clear blue water) i was 12 or 13 and having a blast snorkeling. diving down to grab sea shells, glass bottles, not very deep but extremely new and novel to someone who had only ever seen the awful brown Atlantic shores of new jersey and delaware (yes, delaware has beaches. yes, they're awful).
i went a little farther out, where the floor started to drop off at a steeper angle, and then it happened. two of these things swam right underneath me, easily within twenty feet. somewhere in my head i knew they were supposedly harmless towards humans but FUCK. i have never fled any area as quickly as i fled that part of the ocean.
encountering an animal that much bigger than you with only a flimsy pair of plastic swimming fins between you and them will make you feel pretty insecure about your place on the food chain.
"Although I knew better, I was a pussy anyway."
Yeah Nemo, swim down you little shit.
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