There's so much potential in creating vaguely Christian versions of things that already exist. It doesn't even have to be good (see: Christian music).
Some of these may look like yoga moves, but they're really not, because Bible verses and stuff.
BRB, inventing Christian Zumba and Christian P90X.
Christian Pornography is a realm that needs to be explored
I do yoga myself and I don't believe in any of the spiritual mumbo jumbo. Its just simple science, stretching is good for you.
Christian paranoia is quite insane. Its funny how scared they are considering the belief that the all supreme creator is in their corner.
They could at least be more creative with the name. Warrior = Prayer Warrior.
I enjoy yoga and I always incorporate dynamic stretching into my workouts, but the truth is that there is no "simple science" when it comes to stretching. Truth is, nobody really knows:
Walkin Wisdom Warmups
WWJD Meditation (AAHHH...)
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"But they felt uncomfortable doing so for spiritual reasons..."
I guess they don't realize that chiropractic was invented by a Canadian spiritualist?
Only Christians could take a thousands of years old practice whose conclusion is literally "be healthy in mind and body' and somehow turn it into something anti-Christian. I can't wait for the treatise on how Ayurvedic food is Satanic.
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