spikestoyiu There's so much potential in creating vaguely Christian versions of things that already exist. It doesn't even have to be good (see: Christian music).
SteamPoweredKleenex When I lived in Texas, I lost count of the number of "Christian Psychic" business cards I'd find under my windshield wipers when I came out of grocery stores.
Quad9Damage Some of these may look like yoga moves, but they're really not, because Bible verses and stuff.
Enjoy I saw Christian gum in the checkout line at a Christian book store.
spikestoyiu BRB, inventing Christian Zumba and Christian P90X.
cognitivedissonance There's a Christian version of everything. You can wake up in the morning, go to work, come home, go to bed, all without touching anything or talking to anybody that hasn't got a cross or a Bible verse on it.
memedumpster That gives me hope that one day someone might invent Christian charity.
delicatessen Christian Pornography is a realm that needs to be explored
dairyqueenlatifah I know two examples off the top of my head, but I seriously doubt you want to see either.
Cena_mark I do yoga myself and I don't believe in any of the spiritual mumbo jumbo. Its just simple science, stretching is good for you.
Christian paranoia is quite insane. Its funny how scared they are considering the belief that the all supreme creator is in their corner.
They could at least be more creative with the name. Warrior = Prayer Warrior.
spikestoyiu I enjoy yoga and I always incorporate dynamic stretching into my workouts, but the truth is that there is no "simple science" when it comes to stretching. Truth is, nobody really knows:
The Mothership low impact moves and high impact scriptural affirmations.
Jet Bin Fever "But they felt uncomfortable doing so for spiritual reasons..."
spikestoyiu I guess they don't realize that chiropractic was invented by a Canadian spiritualist?
SteamPoweredKleenex That explains the large amounts of bullshit inherent in the practice.
StanleyPain Only Christians could take a thousands of years old practice whose conclusion is literally "be healthy in mind and body' and somehow turn it into something anti-Christian. I can't wait for the treatise on how Ayurvedic food is Satanic.
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