They start clapping and cheering before it's over, way to go.
Today, we show our love of America by celebrating the exclusion of thousands of Americans.
God bless the white, southern, heteronormative, socially conservative, rural part of America!
It's not just the South that engages in that kind of behavior. Pretty much every corner of America that I have been to acts in that fashion.
Randy Newman's 'Rednecks' is a great illustration of the point.
I can almost see your cunty little sneer as you say "heteronormative". Just remember your ass didnt get here from two dudes fucking.
In a country of Millions, most can give a shit less about some deviant thousands.
Preybyemail, are you a regular user who created a second username just to log in and say shitty things on controversial issues to stir up the pot, or are you just your basic run-of-the-mill internet tough guy?
No, i explained before, ive been lurking since poe red. In poe red i could avoid the limp wristed forums and just cruise the links. Now that the fucking forums are right under the exhibits I cant avoid them.
Im cool for a while, but the rage just builds and builds until i cant take it anymore. Christ, why are so many people such raging pussies these days. Whiney, queer, liberal, douchey and easily offended.
We used to have a country full of tough, hardworking, ass kicking men who led their families and communities and our whole damned country to be the best in the world.
Now we have a bunch of pussies who spend all day talking about how our country sucks, how shitty we have it compared to the rest of the world and how great it would be if we were all faggots. THEY WATCH FUCKING CARTOONS ABOUT COLORFUL GOD DAMNED PONIES FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!!!
We will never be as great as we once were. You fuckers are the reason why.
Yeah, our country was so awesome before the blacks, gays and women started having a say. There was no polio or depressions or age of consent of 8, and everyone looked like Clint Eastwood. Because a countries greatness is defined by having people like you entitled to preferential treatment without having to earn it.
Please, keep complaining about how America sucks now because of all the people who complain about how America sucks now. We're laughing with you, not at you.
Preybyemail all I hear is waaaahh! waaahh! I'm escared of all the boys that have girl cooties! Please don't expose me to ponies while it's legal for me to have sex with other men. I don't wanna deal with the consequences when I inevitably give in to my urges and become the meat in a gay guy sandwich!
The only reason you pee standing up is because you're afraid not to. That's not manliness. It's pathetic cowardice.
Also, if you don't like America and it's freedoms, get the fuck out. How come it's only trash talking America when liberals talk about actually important things like our shitty healthcare system with it's fucking super high infant mortality rate?
actually he has to pee standing up because his tiny dick doesnt go past his slightly less tiny balls if he's sitting.
John Holmes Motherfucker
"As great as we once were."
Do you pine for the days for the days of Jim Crow, or would you like to go all the way back to slavery? Ah to return to that time when men had the courage to be like everyone else.
Go ahead and rage. You anger tastes like ice cream to me. I think the past was brutal, stupid, and conformist, but one thing is certain, it's gone. So live in reality or kill yourself and hope that the next world is better.
Jet Bin Fever
Haha, such an ineffective trolling. It did give me a chuckle though, so congrats!
Solro, you clearly do not know what you are talking about. If you've got a really small dick, peeing standing up is a nightmare. It is true that the standing position will make it easier to keep from pissing on your balls, but that's only if you're naked. If you're at a public urinal, you have to fish that damn thing through your fly. This puts it under tension. You have to hold it lightly enough that you can pee but tight enough that you don't lose your grip. If that happens it will retract right back into your fly and you will piss yourself.
Pee sitting down. If you want to feel like a big man you can try to stretch it out so you don't pee on your balls but you can still have an accident and piss all over your hand. It's better if you just pee on your balls and wipe them after.
Oh, and if you're hiking or whatever and you really do need to pee standing up, I recommend two products. The P-mate is a portable pee funnel designed for women that want to pee standing up. Practice at home. It's tapered shape means you need to angle it down more than seems obvious. You can buy those at pmateusa.com. The other thing you'll want is some of those "feminine wipes", which are available in the feminine care aisle. I know they're embarrassing to buy, but trust me, it's worth it. When I go hiking I take a ziplock bag and put a P-Mate and an individually wrapped feminine wipe in it. Seriously, everybody should use feminine wipes, you will fucking thank me.
Or so I've heard. I'm not an expert on the subject.
|Oscar Wildcat |
You can bet the glory hole action in this chain restaurant men's room is _hot_!
"Let us all be grateful for a land so fair" indeed.
"David Cross on double standards" is what these people remind me of.
|Caminante Nocturno |
That is such an ugly, empty song.
Jet Bin Fever
Lee Greenwood made an empty career off that empty piece of shit song.
This is just enough to ruin your meal. Five for pure stupid evil.
I know, its like thinking about two butched out lesbians fisting. Turns your stomach dont it?
Do you have the ability to sense if someone, somewhere is having hot gay sex? Just a fucking heads up, that shit is going to go crazy.
Managing to politicize lunch is really a new breakthrough in obnoxious triviality for the culture wars.
i guess you could say giving tens of thousands of dollars to stop congress from condemning the execution of gays in Uganda is sort of like the Higgs-Boson of being a virulently entitled shit
Sing louder or DOMA will be upheld again!
Or will get struck down again or something. Fuck Chik-Fil-A and their shitty, shitty sandwiches.
Bill Fucking Clinton. We need to actually elect some people that are in the center, maybe even a little to the left. Anyone that's going to fire Joycelyn Elders over the not at all controversial stance that masturbating won't give you AIDS is too fucking conservative and we should stop electing these assholes.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
If there was ever a white people video, here it is.
Most niggers hate faggots too. At least the ones ive met are pretty traditional.
WHOAH THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE AND I'M SO OFFENDED
I realize that I am radically anti-consumerist, but I feel the need to point out that I could not fucking imagine buying things from a company as a means of social justice.
There are no Chic-fil-as where I live. My understanding is that it's a bun, a piece of chicken, and a pickle. Is that truly all there is to it? Why do people swear by it?
Their standard lunch sandwich is fucking whatever. But slap that thing on a honey biscuit, like their breakfast sandwich, and it's really good. As far as something that you have can in your hands thirty seconds after asking for it goes, at least.
If your protest can be as anonymous and innocuous as buying a sandwich, you can bet a bunch of whiny bible thumpers will do it and call themselves "patriots."
|Spaceman Africa |
You'd never see those people lining up down the block to help at a homeless shelter
Ha ha ha, yeah. If the homeless newsletter were having another "Pelt the homeless with rotten fruit - " day.
No, you wouldn't.
People of all faiths do volunteer and engage in charity. But the crowds lining up outside the fast food joint are doing so because they'd rather ignore the direct message of Jesus to give the money they spend to charity, and pretend that he condemned gays.
Even ignoring the immorality of their reasons, buying fast-food is the laziest action they could have taken to oppose homosexuality. Gluttony, sloth, greed and intolerance are their virtues, and compassion and charity are vices.
As part of my employment, I was "encouraged" to help out at a shelter a handful of years back. Exactly zero people lined up to help.
|Father Avalanche |
Well I am from Georgia, and the town that I grew up in had a Chick-fil-A. It hosted a number of our community events, supplied numerous jobs and college scholarships to many of our teens, and was generally a clean and decent place to get fast-food. The Cathy's are from Putnam County (which is as about a backwards place as you can imagine), and from my family's dealings with them, they have been nothing but straight-forward, honest folk who like most of the people from that area, are extremely conservative people. While I find Dan Cathy's views entirely disagreeable, I can't help but still see how much good has been provided by his company.
As for the chicken, the secret is that it is soaked in pickle juice before frying. Which all of you should now try.
Wait, WHAT? A business, supplied JOBS?!?! A fast food conglomerate was a clean place where people could get FAST-FOOD?!?
"from my family's dealings with them, they have been nothing but straight-forward, honest folk "
Unlike the people at Wendy's, who constantly spit in my face and tell me the Jews are behind 9/11.
You're setting your standards way too low. There are a million companies that provide the same sort of service as Chick-fil-A, who don't also take the money you spend and use it to support bigotry. Yes, people with discriminatory views can be otherwise polite, especially to the people they aren't discriminating against. But they are still wrong, and eating there basically makes the statement that you don't care enough about the harm they do to go to the identical fast-food joint on the other side of the street.
Are you Preybyemail's kinder gentler bigot fursona?
Not a mean guy, just damn. Shut the fuck up, and suck your dicks in private like the old days. You would think Half the country was out there eating up the cock, but in reality the numbers are so small compared to the rest of the population.
Over representation on television and movies makes it look like faggotry is normal behavior and its really not. Its fringe perversion. Like pedophiles and dudes who wear those creepy rubber masks. The media just makes it seem like more to justify legislation and societal changes to give them shit. Its all a lie. The sissy college liberals cling to this shit like its the defining civil rights struggle of their generation. Ask an old nigger about the sixties and race vs. our time and faggots. I bet it would piss them off.
A certain small percentage of people have downs syndrome too. A miniscule portion of the population with a fucked up mutation that makes them different. Why arent you douches out hollering about "Tard rights"?
If you're an actual faggot, instead of a closet case, you know it's actually vastly underrepresented. Most heterosexuals experiment with homosexuality, or will, some time in their lives. Sorry, shit for spine, humanity isn't as boring as you are.
When I was a wee lad, me and this neighborhood boy would put each others penises in our mouths.
If you see no difference between loving consensual adult marriages, and child rape, then you've identified yourself as the morally perverted freak.
"Why arent you douches out hollering about "Tard rights"?"
Because they aren't being targeted by deluded religious bigots and having the government take away their legal rights to marriage. Also because we aren't insecure 13 year-olds posting on 4chan who think that talking like an inbred redneck is a way of appearing grown-up.
I have no doubt that the Cathy family are devoted to their community. I am sure that they take their family, friends, and neighbors very seriously. I am even willing to buy that they are downright charitable in a lot of ways.
And I'm certain I could have said that about a lot of people who supported, or even belonged to, the KKK, or held slaves before then.
It's the easiest thing in the world to look after your clan and your tribe; in fact a million years of primate instincts dictate that we do just that. But we're not living on the savanna any longer; a key measure of morality today, as I see it, is how we treat outsiders, i.e. people we perceive as belonging to another tribe. If the other guy is being actively hostile, that's one thing; but if the other guy simply wants to marry the man he loves, there is no moral reason to oppose that. I'm not even counting the Bible as any kind of reason, because for the six passages that say bad things about gays, there are six hundred more that talk about treating your fellow man decently, both Old and New Testament. And it's a cinch that the Cathys break plenty of the 613 Mosaic Laws themselves; in fact very few of the foods at Chick-fil-A aren't in violation of one Mosaic Law or another. So the only thing I can say in Dan Cathy's defense is that he's embraced very lazy, comfortable bigotry ... not much of a defense, really.
John Holmes Motherfucker
A fast food restaurant filled with rednecks supporting "biblical marriage" (presumably, that means you get more than one wife) can sink into the earth for all I care, but I don't support political action against a business because the CEO expressed his fucked up cracker point of view. He has that right. That's all that's going on here, right? Or am I misinformed? Is Chickaphilia exhibiting discriminatory hiring practices, or directly giving money to anti-gay lobbying groups?
Conservatives are some of the friendliest people in the world.
Until they find out that you're not one of them.
JHM: Dan Cathy donates to the Family Research Council, a group that the SPLC flags as a hate group. I tend to trust the SPLC.
Then there's the small matter of the discrimination lawsuits:
So no, it's not just a matter of the CEO having some fucked up ideas. Those ideas are put into practice, and that's the problem.
I had to have a friend from the states mention this the other day on their Facebook for me to be aware of it. Canada has give up reporting "Americans being bigots" stories - it's not, and never has been, news.
I think the only thing I miss, after the past seven years being out of the loony bin, is beer that costs less than a six-pack.
Not a sterling legacy there, USA.
only 4 stars as there was no one in the crowd with a Curious George doll with an Obama pin on it.
Oh, fuck you and Canada. Canadians grabbing at any straw to make them feel better about being Americas slightly slow, not very cool little brother.
Blah blah fat Americans, blah blah racist Americans. Everything America does ripples the entire world. America farts and every country smells it.
Canada........................well..............they play hockey......and Ike from SouthPark is from there.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
The next step is to transform Chick-Fil-A into a designated gay hotspot.
Maybe the less than ten percent of the country that are faggots should get a chicken sandwich somewhere else. No great loss.
You never cease to be a hilarious argument for an Islamic extremist theocracy.
So I assume there are gay people employed by this company at all levels who now live every day in fear if they didn't already.
Would they need to live in fear if they could have normal relationships instead of perverted and abnormal desires? Is it anything like pedophiles living in fear that someone will find them out?
What'd, your TV break or something?
Just another church needs demolishin'.
I am still, as a gay man, completely baffled by this whole controversy. If I'm following the story correctly:
-Some media talking head asked the head honcho of the company if he supported "Traditional marriage"
-Head honcho is a known fundie, to the point that he sacrifices millions of potential sales by closing every single branch on Sundays
-Head honcho therefore responds as expected, by saying "Yeah, we support the traditional family unit, because we're fundies and that's what gives us a boner"
-People FLIP THE FUCK OUT at the revelation that a fundie has a hard on for the mythical 50s sitcom image of the American family
-People turn buying chicken sandwiches into a political statement, even though the head honcho never actually said "I don't like gays", "God hates fags", "Gay marriage is evil", or any other such homophobic nonsense.
So am I getting this right? What the head honcho of a corporation believes now determines whether people buy their shitty fast food or not? Also, people aren't allowed to have free speech unless it's politically correct in line with modern popular opinion? And buying their product or refusing to do so is determined by your religion?
This whole thing is the most retarded fucking debacle since the "Merry Christmas Vs. Happy Holidays" fiasco. Seriously.
If you don't like something a company's leaders say, and you feel it's significant enough that they should cease to exist, you say "Well fuck, I'm not giving them any of my money!" and move on. Why the need for the political statement and turning it into a media frenzy? Is it that big a fucking deal? Is it that fucking SHOCKING that a fundie Christian led company doesn't outright support gay marriage?
For the record, I hate Chick-Fil-A. I think their food sucks, always have. The waffle fries are too salty and too hard, and the chicken doesn't taste like chicken. It's not my cup of tea. So, I wouldn't shed a tear if they disappeared. But Jesus fucking Christ, I don't think they've really done anything deplorable (aside of that nasty shit they call food), much less anything to warrant this controversy.
Oh and by the way, they ended up making 8 million extra dollars in one day thanks to "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation day" which was spawned by Mike Huckabee compliments of this bullshit, so congratulations easily offended LGBT public!
You are much better with words than me. I somehow ended up a gentle, bigoted furry.
"If I'm following the story correctly:"
Whether he likes gays is irrelevant. The company gives tens of millions of dollars to groups that call gays pedophiles and lobbies for laws discriminating against gays. In addition, the company has discriminated against gay employees.
"Also, people aren't allowed to have free speech unless it's politically correct in line with modern popular opinion?"
I so, so hate this common expression. Whether I decide to eat or not eat at a store because I disagree with how they spend my money, has nothing to do with free speech. Disagreement is not a restriction of free speech, it's the exercise of it. I didn't eat and Chick-fil-A before, and my continuing to not eat there isn't taking away anyone's legal rights.
"But Jesus fucking Christ, I don't think they've really done anything deplorable (aside of that nasty shit they call food), much less anything to warrant this controversy.
I agree. It is overblown, considering how many other companies make similar donations and hiring decisions while having the sense not to publicize it. Target for example ran ads for gay wedding registries, while spending gay customer's money to fight Minnesota marriage equality laws. But there's nothing wrong with making decisions about where to spend money based on the company's ethics.
Eh, fair enough IrishWhiskey. I can get down with your point of view.
I guess I'm just apathetic because I know once I give them my money, it's their money, and I can't control what they do with it, anymore than I can control what the people who they give their money to can do with it.
But more than anything I can't see what the outrage is over. It's no secret the overwhelming majority of Christians think homosexuality is wrong, and are brought up being taught to think so, and it's no secret that Chick-Fil-A is ran by fundie Christians. Why the sudden outrage, as if his comments about supporting the traditional family are anymore surprising than when every presidential candidate since Bush says the same thing?
Rodents of Unusual Size
It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine asks the diner guy what the thinks of abortion and then decides to boycott it with other women when he says he is pro life.
Some shit used to be okay. Maybe it isn't anymore. That's what this is about. People have been anti-gay bigots for a long time. Gay marriage has been illegal for a long time. We're bringing it up now because the world has changed and that shit is no longer acceptable.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I've only been present at one spontaneous singing of GOD BLESS AMERICA, initiated by a really really drunk guy standing in the middle of the street on a summer evening in Portland, Maine's Old Port section. It was a lot better than this.
God bless America.
Fuck Mike Huckabee.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
And how many take secret visits to that one restroom in the park...
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
In this case, "God Bless America" is actually code for "Fuck you , faggots!"
Hasn't it always been?
That's pretty much as American as you can get without anyone getting shot.
Stifling. Stifling never changes.
|James Woods |
Ladies and gentleman, this is real America.
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