chumbucket I have friends on FB that do this exact same thing.
Riskbreaker Yeah, sorry but you're not exactly the riddler buddy.
Blue He's the closest we've come. At least he's not Greg Haidl.
Change The closest to the Joker we get is an asshole with a gun firing into a crowded movie theater. The most clever thing he can come up with when he's caught is 'I'm the Joker'.
Mr. Freeze is going to turn out to be a lonely fat man stealing an ice cream truck and Catwoman will be found dead in her bathroom by her meals-on-wheels volunteer.
Meerkat I don't need to steal an ice cream truck, I bought a second-hand one.
Blue This guy is closer for two reasons. Firstly, he actually plays the game of cat and mouse with the cops. People are always committing crimes, but how many of them actually interact with the police like that?
The second reason is that he's on parole next month and will likely be in and out of prison for the rest of his life.
Sundry He is the riddler the police of our reality deserve/can hanlde.
kingofthenothing What a fucking idiot. I know that's obvious but that's all that keeps going through my mind.