|Change - 2012-08-09 |
When I was a kid, there was this comic where everyone was attending a cereal convention. However, 'cereal' was actually code-word for 'serial'. It was a convention for serial killers. They had rules in place so that anyone else attending would be told it was an actual convention for cereal enthusiasts. Meanwhile, everyone invited knew what the deal was - this was a place to brag about having killed people.
When I was an adult, I watched this video where everyone was attending an anime convention.
I'm willing to bet that most of POETV has read The Sandman, too. If not, they freaking should.
That storyline displays one of my favorite things about Gaiman: he takes an idea that's really dumb, worn-out and juvenile on its face ("Get it? CEREAL killers!") and uses it to create an absolutely fascinating and brilliantly written horror story.
In other news, they stopped making good anime around 2001. The last good anime was called Kaiba. It's about space people who fall in love, or something.
Tekkonkinkreet was made in 2006.
Redline was made in 2009.
PS&G and Madoka are overrated, the animation and perv pandering sux.
Also, Kaiba was 2008.
Idiots. Everyone know Ookimookisansan and TentacleFuckey Space Trousers were the best. Ooki is actually a rehash of Gunshai Quantum Testicle, but used incredible character development and long legged Lolis with glasses. On the other hand, if you want classic anime, you must see and read the fourteen hundred page graphic novel based movie Deepodeepo Mishipishy Soosoo Beta. Alpha was horrible, and Gamma was too commercial. Loosely based on the struggle of Mirisan and Ugusans pompf battles with spoons, it portrays a very good storyline and really envelops you. Finally, if you want to see something really odd, watch Hushitishychippyfapcon 4500. The original writer, Muri Yamamoto, forced all of the animators to not use Purple, because he felt too many evil spirits were purple, and they would curse them.
The best anime is Smegma Princess, you uncultured baka.
My cat's breath smells like cat food
|Old_Zircon - 2012-08-09 |
The horror! The horror! Exterminate all the brutes!
|Hugo Gorilla - 2012-08-09 |
Imagine the smell. Go on. Imagine what the miasma polluting the conference room must be like.
Forget the conference, Imagine the horrors of the after-hours sex parties, because you know they happen.
The same night as the party, a big truck with Thai lettering on it pulls up to the hotel.
The back of the truck reads "CONTENTS: NOTHING SUSPICIOUS."
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-09 |
How does this not deserve the "caminante nocturno" tag? I thought it was an automatic feature of this site.
|misterbuns - 2012-08-09 |
You shot up the wrong theater, James Holmes.
Ok, you just made so far the best joke i've heard regarding that person. I owe you stars.
|BHWW - 2012-08-09 |
All of these guys need to have people kick their doors in and beat them over the head with their own pillow girlfriends.
They're not victims, they're just drawn that way.
In actuality, they're inanimate objects that tell grown men it's okay to sexually objectify 12 year olds.
|boner - 2012-08-09 |
They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
|Riskbreaker - 2012-08-09 |
|Kabbage - 2012-08-09 |
|Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2012-08-09 |
Hambeast sitting behind the cameraman thinks frosted bird shit slicked into his hair is a fashion statement of the year.
Those are the cold, steely eyes of an assassin.
An assassin of pies.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2012-08-09 |
Leaked footage from the U.S. Military's "Shame Deprivation" experiments.
|John Salt - 2012-08-09 |
This is not ok.
|The Mothership - 2012-08-10 |
There are women in that audience.
|CuteLucca - 2012-08-10 |
In a perfect world there would be police outside waiting to arrest everyone in that room after the panel was over.
|MrBuddy - 2012-08-10 |
Um... I've never been to an anime convention (I've always found more important things to do with ). Is this what anime conventions are really like?
The more photogenic nerds get to dress up as animes, the artistic nerds sell fanart (a tradition that's always been accepted in glorious nippon), and the nerds who are SUPER SERIOUS about anime but have no other talents do shit like this.
|theSnake - 2012-08-11 |
"Theres no stopping this". *presses stop* *becomes a normal human male*
|maggotlimbo - 2012-08-11 |
They have real dolls of this type of thing. :(
It must be okay to sexually objectify big eyed 12 yr olds. How do you explain people thinking Olivia Wilde is hot?
|The God of Biscuits - 2012-08-16 |
You have to try pretty hard to be a group of people who even the Japanese think are fucking weird.
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