Blue This is exactly what will happen if gay marriage is legalized. Nobody will have heterosexual sex anymore.
The ads won't work. Making babies won't be special enough anymore.
Hooker God forbid Singapore does its part in bringing the world population crisis down a bit.
Hooker Also, the correct answer to the question, "Why are you eating a mint?" is, "...what?"
Blue Why do you want to kiss me on the face? Is this some sort of government initiative?
Oscar Wildcat Just close your eyes and think of the Queen.
Senator_Unger How many more people can they cram onto that island? Also, thanks to Wikipedia, I learned that August 9th is the day Singapore was expelled from Malaysia. To date, it is the only nation in history to be involuntarily removed from its mother country.