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Jason Alexander's base make-up is worth 5 stars, easily.
There are so many 5-starry abominations against the Lord in this video that it is, indeed, perplexing. Well found, kwash.
Jason Alexander coolness rating:
+100 for his anti-assault weapon polemic:
-100 for starring in a Nickelback video
+20 for having enough makeup to look sort of like Mystery Man in Lost Highway:
No points for Seinfeld, of all things? That makes him a made man for life in my book*
*Or 10 Nickelback videos. He has 9 left...
Wow. One starring jason alexander's dumb opinion on guns.
How stupid do you have to be to realize that legality has no bearing on the ability of people ALREADY planning to do illegal things of acquiring said weapons.
Thanks for making me realize jason alexander has dumb opinions that make me dislike him.
Brilliant logic. People who want to break the law will break it anyway, therefore everything should be legal.
I love Seinfeld and most would consider me liberal but that article was dumb as hell. The American liberal's fear of guns is incredibly fucking retarded and ultimately self-defeating.
Why should Americans be allowed to own AR-15s? Because they are fucking awesome, and because there is no good reason not to allow people to own them. They are not a factor in violent crime. Neither are "high capacity" magazines. If you could wave a magic wand and make them all disappear there would be exactly zero reduction in violent crime.
By all means though lets continue to tilt a windmills and hand elections to evil puritanical oligarchs. This is totally a real issue that responsible people should worry about as our economy crumbles and all economic growth in this nation goes straight into the pockets of a few thousand wealthy malefactors for the second or third straight decade.
When you begin to think you really need assault rifles to go on with your life, maybe it's time to consider moving to another town, or country.
Nobody "needs" ANY rifles, but nobody can make a rational argument backed up by facts to ban them either.
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Shades of Joe Pesci's terrifying pseudo-face in My Cousin Vinnie.
Jason Alexander is the only thing in this that isn't worse than ICP.
Did Jason Alexander just have a cum shot?
I can't even begin to imagine how they come up with this video.
There was a "comedy" special i caught on PAX late one night that featured Jason Alexander, which featured the following conversation:
HOST: Its great to have you here, Jason!
J.A.: Well, i'm here, my career can't go any lower.
HOST: Great! Let's get started!
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