There are periods where Randy Savage was the best wrestler, best promo, and best character simultaneously in the entire wrestling industry. I don't know if that can be said of anyone else. Maybe Flair, but Flair's gimmick was never that strong. There is a very good argument for Savage being the greatest of all time.
Actually, there are many points when the same was true of Kurt Angle as well.
Blew everyone out of the water in the 80's and early 90's. Easily. I don't consider myself a hardcore wrestling fan, but this guy's devotion to being an over-the-top entertaining character for a production geared towards little kids is awesome to me (including when I was a little kid).
|Wonko the Sane |
I think I have a big problem. I am a 23 year old male and I recently got into heavy anal play and did it regularly as part of my masturbation routine. I would insert my entire fist into my anus until I ejaculated. It was a wonderful, intense feeling but I think I have done something seriously wrong.
About 2 months ago while fisting I noticed bright red blood, lots of it. I stopped and panicked thinking I needed to go to the hospital and I ended up actually calling and speaking with a nurse although I told her it was from straining to defecate. She told me it was probably fine and it did eventually stop. The next few days it was uncomfortable to have bowel movements but the cut healed.
I did fist a few more times after that although I used a condom on my hand. A few weeks back I stopped after not having solid shits for a week. Now I can finally poop normal again but I do notice a slight prolapse when I push. When I squat and look at my asshole in the mirror it looks all torn up with lots of lines and I notice my anus lips kind of stick out. When I spread my cheeks and stand in front of the mirror though, it doesn't look as bad but looks a bit loose. I have not been incontinent but I have had troubles getting all the shit out of me, I think my sphincter may have gone weak.
PLEASE HELP. I cannot go to doctor/hospital because my parents will find out. I do not want my asshole to turn inside out. I WILL NEVER put anything in my ass again. Will it ever go back to normal? Can I do anything to fix it? Did I ruin my life?
It is pretty cliche for POE, but whatever. Unless this is one of Chet's alternate accounts (I'm sure most of the accounts here are just alternates for the same 5 people talking to themselves), it has no effect on me linking to and enjoying these videos.
|Horsecock Johnson, M.D. |
Forgive the non-believers, for they will neither understand the highs of a top rope leap, nor the lows of a leg drop to the midsection. But the beat goes on, yeah the beat goes on, and Macho Madness is on a roll that can't be stopped. Time distortion, space is the place, through the 1980's, on into the 90's, into the year 2000 and on into the TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!
In Savage's name, Oooh Yeeah!
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