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Engrish has never sounded quite so fancy.
Opera for gamers who will actually never go out to or listen to a real opera.
or think Opera is a person
If real operas featured giant octopuses and singers forgetting entire verses, maybe I'd be more inclined to go to one.
Back in my day, we had to read text and IMAGINE the voices. None of this newfangled voice acting. Kids have it too easy these days I tell ya.
Back in MY day, we had to read text and imagine it made sense.
"EASTMOST PENINSULA IS THE SECRET"
THE WORLD IS SQUARE
OUCH! WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU SPOONY BARD..oh wait, different Final Fantasy...
wow, the writing's even more embarrassingly bad when heard vocalized.
These aren't even the lyrics from the game >:[
The SNES voices sound a lot better than these singers.
Where's Ultros goddammit!
He ain't no garden vegetable!
Didn't Setzer drop in before the song finished? Where did they pull these lyrics from?
for those unfamiliar, immediately after this you fight an octopus in the rafters and trick a rapist out of his dirigible
So in other words, a typical afternoon in Florida.