They forgot the donkey and the fiesta.
I had forgotten all about this, and I wish it had stayed that way.
|Jet Bin Fever |
It was a simpler time for America.
This isn't even racist offensive, it's the kind of generic, all-around offensive that only McDonald's commercials from this era could achieve.
It still makes me crave a breakfast burrito.
Jet Bin Fever
I would order a breakfast burrito for my last meal. Not even joking.
I can still remember how absolutely furious my stomach got with me the last time I tried eating one of these a long time ago.
Going out on a limb and guessing everyone above me is white.
I dunno about you, but my privilege is working out great for me!
Faceless internet horde: White until proven otherwise, eh?
Yeah, standing by my previous assessment.
amazingly, their breakfast burritos are STILL 99 cents. (I love these damn things)
I love that the American idea of salsa is a liquidy red sauce. There's constantly a duality in food advertising between what you're shown (let's say a big mac) and what you get, and it's true of all food that's shown. However, salsa in the U.S. and Canada just gets shown in its already gross what-you-get form. It may be the first food to successfully cross the bullshit rubicon.
This commercial supports El Qaeda, the terrorist organization that sneaks into America and builds buildings suddenly and without warning.
But really, why is the price of everything going up, but not McDonalds food? Why is a cheeseburger cheaper there in the 21st century than in the 20th? Do they really use some kind of dark magic?
Pink slime, anus, and worm meal are just three of the incredible secrets to a dollar hamburger. Garnished with a fresh handful of slash and burned rainforest, and you're Lovin' It.
|Caminante Nocturno |
McDonald's is a terrible company that has no right to exist.
Surprisingly prescient, since "Selena" was still 5 years away and Tejano music hadn't become a white people fad yet.
Make your own goddamned breakfast burrito. If you have a microwave and a stovetop, it'll take less than 10 minutes. But you're on the go, right? God forbid you wake up just a little earlier.
|big pincers |
don't forget the kraft single!
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