I saw this on sale in a huge display at Walmart today, and couldn't believe it, and I was going to submit this. Thanks for doing it for me.
Also, I'm amazed that George Lopez has starred in all three of these travesties. Disney usually isn't willing to foot the bill for their cash ins, and therefore fails to get their celebrity voice actors to reprise their roles in the direct-to-video piece of shit sequels. Mr. Lopez must be pretty cheap.
George Lopez is Back!
FFFFFARTPLOP [Falls into a vat of poop]
Even the editors seem to hate this film
|Caminante Nocturno |
Recently, someone poisoned my mother's pet chihuahua. Fortunately, it survived, but things were really touch-and-go for a couple of days.
That doesn't have anything to do with this movie, which looks awful. I couldn't even finish watching this trailer, much like the rat poison that was thankfully unable to finish my mother's pet chihuahua.
|Dumb Lamer |
I saw this at a Target checkout with a security device attached to it. They also wanted for a Blu-ray.
i know what movie to get for people i hate who have kids
|Billy the Poet |
So the plot revolves around giving a dog a quinceanera? It can double as her wake.
Maybe they meant 15 months. Or maybe the writers just brainstormed "things those Mexicans sure seem to like a whole lot", and felt that having the dogs open a taco stand wouldn't be flashy enough to keep the kids interested for an hour and a half.
I once sat down and watched the last two thirds of Epic Movie, and laughed a few times. I watched Balls of Fury and enjoyed it. Aside from the two pratfalls, there didn't even seem to be anything in this that seemed like it was even supposed to be humour, and the voice actors all sounded pained and exhausted.
|big pincers |
oh that wretched song. It will haunt my soul forever when I shuffle off of this mortal coil.
but can someone make an animated gif out of the horror smile at 1:39?
I hate chihuahuas. Every single one I've ever seen has been a shaking, biting, angry, yapping little ratshit.
And somehow there are THREE of these goddamn movies now.
Oh yeah, 5 for evil. And for Disney creating a line of movies that have likely caused more than one child to beg their parents for the worst breed of dog on the planet.
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