|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Man, they couldn't shut down that interview fast enough.
"He's off-script! Bail! BAIL!"
|Binro the Heretic |
"THE TRUTH! IT BURNS US, PRECIOUS! IT BITES! IT FREEZES!"
Could have only went better if the pundit had committed suicide on air, but you can't have everything.
Or thrown down a smoke ball, revealing an empty, toppled over chair when the smoke clears.
Even as a kid I never loved Santa Claus this much.
I don't get it. Why would they give a Pulitzer Prize winner less than a minute, but give Anne Coulter all the time she wants? I guess that Cyber Monday story they cut to was breaking news.
Sometimes I think Ann is just very very handy with the kneepads and mouthwash.
Well the guy sold me a book!
All well and good, but if anybody hasn't figured that all this "Freedom of Speech" and "Fair and Balanced" rhetoric is complete hypocrisy and wildly dishonest, who cares? A ball peen hammer to the head wouldn't get a reaction at this stage.
Does Fox even have the Fair and Balanced thing still?
Top left corner.
|Jet Bin Fever |
The shortest segments are sometimes the best.
This might be my favorite minute of television Fox News has ever produced. I liked it even more than Rove's little meltdown on election night.
I've been waiting for weeks for someone to kick their manufactured outrage about this to the curb. All the huffing and puffing about "four American citizens are dead!" yet not a peep about the hundreds of defense contractors (as he so masterfully points out), thousands of U.S. soldiers, and thousands of Iraqi citizens who are dead because of a war we entered under completely false pretenses.
The continuing "controversy" over Benghazi started as an enormous concerted effort by the Republican Party to paint Obama as soft on terror before the election. Swift Boating the president that killed Bin Ladin.
If anyone ever thinks that politics are not shameful and repulsive and requiring the absolute debasement of human dignity, find the comments by Christopher Stevens' father on the issue.
It took Old Man McCain a little while to realize that the whole "BENGHAZI WAS A COVER-UP! OBAMA MASTURBATED TO THE SCREAMS OF DYING AMERICANS! WORSE THAN FIVE WATERGATES!" thing was just an election yeah Hail Mary.
Everyone else knew it was over the day after Romney lost, but John doesn't know how to use email.
*points to pulitzer*
|The Mothership |
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Their panic and misery feeds me.
They have a lot of hours to fill since they had planned to still be celebrating Romney Victoryfest 2012.
Later on the same show, the host said that Ricks "apologized for his behavior backstage" but didn't have the "guts" to apologize on the air. Ricks, of course, denies ever apologizing for anything.
Ricks said it was full of crap.
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