|The Mothership - 2012-12-03 |
Oh my god, Becky, look at your butt. It is so disgusting. Ugh.
|Doomstein - 2012-12-03 |
Dr. Phillip Craft, a plastic surgeon with the Miami Institute for Age Management and Intervention told the Daily News that he believes this woman’s problems began when she chose an enormous implant.
“That implant appears to be among the largest available for implantation. It’s just huge,” he said. “It’s way too big for her body.”
A too-large implant can likely lead to the stretching of the pocket, the protective layer of tissue that surrounds it. A stretched pocket can allow the implant to float around “like ice cubes in a cup,” said Craft.
“Most implants we use contain around 320 (cubic centimeters of silicone gel),” he said. “That woman appears to have 700 or 800 cc implants. That’s the size of a dinner plate.”
The obvious solution is to put in a bigger implant and repeat that process every time the pocket stretches out.
Unfortunately she's maxed out the industry on size. She'd have to get creative. Maybe pump the cavity full of rubber cement?
Though eventually she'd be able to grab her floppy asscheeks and glide like a flying squirell. Which would technically count as a super-power.
|themilkshark - 2012-12-03 |
Oh the poor mindless consumer, armed with money and foolishness.
|urbanelf - 2012-12-03 |
I can't press play.
|chumbucket - 2012-12-03 |
Great fun at parties "Oh hon, show everyone that implant thing again!"
|Hooker - 2012-12-03 |
Being able to twirl a dutch oven lid inside your own body sure is a turn on.
|ez - 2012-12-03 |
So except for doing that, I guess she's otherwise ok with the end result? I'm still shuddering from the last seconds where she turns sideways and demonstrates that she is now almost 3' wide from front to back.
Jet Bin Fever
Not in the short term, maybe. But in the long term the tissue will sag and, with the added weight in that ass cavity, could tear under pressure.
Why can't people just use the traditional methods of getting a huge ass that our ancestors did? Just because Hostess is out of commission doesn't mean that Dolly Madison or Little Debbie isn't there to take up the slack.
|TeenerTot - 2012-12-03 |
Where do dumb people get money to do these dumb expensive things?
I'm a reasonably intelligent person, but I'm struggling a bit in this economy. Do I need to hit myself in the head with a hammer a few times to get to a more successful IQ?
What takewithfood said: I'm sure the kind of surgeon who would implant an 800cc sac of silicone in your ass also offers very generous financing options.
|lordyam - 2012-12-03 |
im not against body mods, implants, horns, tattoos, piercings, donut fucking holes for ur head, whatever, but i dont have any sympathy when it goes horribly wrong. fuck these people and the people that would allow someone to this do to themselves and the people that allow the doctors to keep their license after doing something like this. you wanna change something about ur body how working the fuck out how about seeing a personal trainer before u go see a doctor who only cares if ur paying
love your body poetv- i think is the moral of the story
5 for evil
I'm not sure there's any exercise or dietary regime to achieve the steatopygous buttocks of a The Hottentot Venus.
I think she wanted to make her thighs look smaller.
Personals trainers only make your body smaller, not bigger. Except in the most disgusting ways (muscle-bound types).
so can we get plastic surgery/steroid disasters week?
|La Loco - 2012-12-04 |
The free and better solution to this surgery is called squats.
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