|The Mothership |
how hideously unfunny.
Oh, we noticed you gained 60 pounds.
Victoria Jackson seems like the kind of person that would marry a man that would own a sword.
Has anyone here read the book "Live From New York"? I saw an excerpt where Victoria Jackson whines about not getting her sketches on air, despite their amazing brilliance.
I haven't read it, but over the years I've read enough interviews and behind-the-scenes stuff about SNL that paint a very horrible picture of what it must have been like working with her. She apparently had a pretty huge paranoia about everyone being out to get her and trying to get her fired from the show (which was definitely not true at first) and she apparently tried to convert the entire cast to Christianity by endlessly harassing them about it. Al Franken claims she gave the entire cast of the show audio bibles for Xmas one year.
Man, that gives me a completely different picture of her. I had assumed she had chosen the Crazy Rightie shit as a way to calculated move, not because she was an actual Crazy Rightie.
Audio Bibles? That would be awesome! Every fucking day I would be thanking her and telling her about something in the Bible.
I would come in every day laughing and excitedly telling her about the dude that was trying to get an angel to let him touch his feet but he wanted privacy so he tried to arrange a gang bang with his two daughters. It would be child rape, genocide and slavery every goddamn time she started talking about Jesus.
That would shut her the fuck up right quick.
From what I understand, Lorne Michaels only hired her because 1.)he was desperate to fill out the cast as he fired everyone from the previous season and 2.)he assumed her blonde ditz shit was her "character" mode thing and not what she was really like at the end of the day.
Her funny is all dried up.
Teehee, "airport security". 2004 is sure gonna feel the sting from that one come tomorrow morning!
Those are some incredibly mannish hands.
ponesty 1 week ago
It is comedy you bunch of butt-heads. Get over yourselves. It is funny. If you don't like it, Too Bad call someone who gives a damn.
Butt-heads. If you don't like it, make like a tree and get out of here.
I love the comments. Apparently some people believe this.
Goddamn it I just want to kill all of them with some right wing rumor. I suspect I'm not the only one, given the government's recommendation that everybody have duct tape and plastic sheeting and that they should cut off any air supply in the event of an emergency.
There is no fucking way that was only two minutes long. There has to be some kind of weird quantum tunneling equation that proves that this bit was actually the four hours of uncomedy it felt like.
|Jet Bin Fever |
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
She's like the opposite of Maria Bamford.
Also Maria Bamford doesn't wear oversized bows meant for clown ties.
She was on some news show the other day that I had the misfortune of watching. A guy was interviewing her about this video and telling her she's kinda racist. Her response?
"No, I'm a republican. Did you know republicans FREED THE SLAVES? Yeah, I bet you didn't know that because the liberal media lies and makes us out to be racist, but we aren't, liberals are racist."
Republicans from 150 years ago are nothing like the Republicans of today!
If the Southern Strategy hadn't been invented, neither party would be racist and they'd have dwindled into nothingness. As it stands, Nixon's path to the White House strolled straight through the Grand Wizard's Burning Cross Garden Of Delights.
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