That shirt is just annoying.
What a rich life these fellows lead.
My co worker gave me grief for dissing bronies. This just reaffirms my opinion that bronyism is related to the more unpleasant aspects of Aspergers.
This is unfortunate.
A fellow of my acquaintence works at a comic shop and from what he's told me
a) a MLP comic book has been released
b) the only people who've shown up at the shop he works at, asking for this comic are obvious bronies, stupid t-shirts bad hair and all that
c) one of these guys showed up months ago wanting to preorder ten copies of the first issue
d) another guy who came in to buy the first issue after release was licking his lips in a disturbing manner while purchasing the book.
e) Another brony showed up wearing a top hat with a plastic sprig of holly pinned to the front
f) it's been almost entirely dudes and first time customers buying the comic, except for the crazy middle-aged woman who normally only came in semi-regularly to browse through the stores backissues of Star Wars comics while talking loudly to herself
Every day I no longer work retail adds another week to my life.
Every now and then I go to a very large comic book/toy store in Casselberry FL to buy some models and people-watch.
It's the kind of place where they have hundreds of boxes of back issues of comics, sell all the old 80's transformers, GI-Joes, Star Wars and Star Trek toys.
Today after work I popped in and the owner was talking on the phone to a guy trying to explain that while he does have spare arms, armor, and weapons for 80's He-Man figures in stock, he didn't have a spare sword for a "Fisto" figure. Naturally the guy on the other end was yelling at him and slobbering about his betrayal.
The people that this place attracts is amazing. Hardcore nerds, goths, trendy geeks/hipsters, the Aspies who don't bathe and talk the staff to death, some basketball player for the Orlando Magic who's name I can't remember was rifling through the Star Trek toys, and the classic molestache rockin' sex offender cruisin for some underaged tail.
A few weeks ago a fat guy wearing a my little pony "Friendship is Magic" shirt was looking through all the Scantily clad female Marvel action figures, groaning and rubbing their nether regions with his thumbs through the packages. This creeped out the other patrons so much that complaints were filed and he was approached by the staff. He bellowed "FUCK OFF I'M BUYING SOMETHING!!!" and then physically assaulted a female clerk with his flailing meaty palms and then swiftly waddled out the door, a sloppy shambling disgrace.
Nothing else productive to do in this town.
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I really want to see Chris-Chan show up in Brony vids :D
Chris-Chan is the 'Final Boss' of the Internet.
This guy in the video isn't at a high enough level to roll with him. Maybe if these videos hit rock bottom and devolve into a true perverse trainwreck (shoves the horse pillow up his ass on camera), THEN Chris-Chan may appear.
Brony videos like these just depress me. 5 stars for making me feel like shit.
This man has gone full retard.
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