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Desc:Tired of losing your pen?
Category:Advertisements, Classic TV Clips
Tags:pen, infomercial, magnet, life is hard, magnascribe
Submitted:Caminante Nocturno
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Revolutionary? Magnet technology?

Those kids are gonna fall and give themselves a tracanomy.
ICP was apparently right, magnets are "magic".

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
Whenever someone says ICP I like to assume they mean "Invisible Conga People"


Billy the Poet
It's going to perforate their toucan. A toucanotomy.

blue vein steel
We got a big warehouse of unlabeled trade show merch and we can only give so many to our kids and grand kids, what do we do?
Honestly, the whole magnetically-retracted ink reservoir idea is pretty tits. I would totally hang one off a belt loop.

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote the announcer's script was being cynical. Bonus points for them trying to make pen caps look difficult. Further points for the cutaway at :46 right before the pen bounces into a kid's face.
You know what's really inconvenient? Pockets. They're just so damn far away from my hands. I wish that I could keep things in the space near the center of my chest instead. And not in my shirt pocket, because that doesn't let things 'dangle' as I need them to.
The problem with pockets is that they require protection.

You could get a tactical chest rig and then attach a lot of pouches but you might end up looking like a Rob Liefeld drawing.

The missing 5th tag needs to be "Flavor Flav".
I have a revolutionary technology of my own that helps me not lose pens: a drawer.
I wasn't sure if this was a good deal but they really sold me when they threw in that memo book.
Binro the Heretic
"Wait, wait, wait. You can't convince people to hang pens from magnetic pendants around their necks. That's just silly."

"What if we put a cheap digital clock in the pendant?"

"PERFECT! Funding approved!"
Robin Kestrel
What if we made the pen look like a vibrator?

I thought this was going to be some kind of super magnet that would allow that poor lady to magnetically pull her pens from underneath the coach.

That'd be awesome. This is just lame!
^ Couch. But I bet she's pulling beneath her coach, too.

Only for two pens? What a bargain!
Killer Joe
3 if you call now! Oh god, when did this air!? Is there still time?! IS THERE?!?!

Oh noes! My pen went under the couch and is lost forever! I can't write anything ever again!

Also, perhaps the "life is hard" tag?
Jet Bin Fever
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