:)

I love Ulillillia. I'm indifferent about bowling. And I hate ChuckECheese.

But there's no Norm MacDonald, so screw it, five stars.

so, is Platform Masters gonna bring about world peace or what?

I would love to go bowling with Ulillillia. Interesting how he awkwardly flings the ball down the alley like it's a dead animal but manages to have some sort of aim, but no control. I'd like to see what he evolved into with nightly bowling habit. He needs to see some 2-D charts to see why it's important to loft and spin the ball.

He has exactly the hair I thought he would have.

I went to Chuck e Cheese as a kid. An employee that got fired from there came back and shot all the people working there. Come to think of it, that makes three places I hung out as a kid that were the sites of spree shootings.

Every day, I get up and pray to Knuckles
And he decreases the number of mirrors by exactly one
Everybody's comin' home for cheese pizza these days
Last night there was Ulillillia on my lawn
Take Ulillillia bowling
Take him bowling
Take Ulillillia bowling
Take him bowling
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
There's not a that has a 90% chance to rhyme with anything
I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was
I had a dream last night about Sliat, my friend
I had a dream--I wanted to jump 1,000,000,000 miles in the air
I had a dream--I wanted to run at the speed of sound
I had a dream--it was about nothing

I'd pay money to give this guy his own Real World type of show.

I've only seen him ranting about Bubsy 3D so I don't know of any bad back stories but he seems like a pretty nice guy. I needed this after all the Justin RPG submissions.

Gosh, he's lost a TON of weight!

You go, jumping high man!

Wierdest submitter/title synergy

Better him than the skinheads.