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'...yor products is very delicious, love yor saw-sidge..."
the way he says "sausage" reminds me of that no kill cat shelter and they way the owner said "cats". Its very comedic

I think that texas family might want to rethink their caloric intake, if a couple dozen eggs, steak and 12oz of sweet sweet saw-sidge isnt enough.

To be fair, it is hard to serve five people with only six servings of sausage.

"I don't eat maple or sage! That's fer NORTHERNERS. Jimmy Dean sausage is for SOUTHERNERS to EAT BREAKFAST."

I wonder what he thinks Northerners DO eat.

Is there anything a Southerner won't get indignant about? Sources say maybe.

If that guy sounded any more cartoonishly Southern he'd be carrying on about how much he hates that rabbit.

BEERS STEERS + QVEERS

I hate the south and everyone in it.

"Yes, sir. The South will rise again, and when it does, I'll be right up front waving the Stars and Bars," said Dock Mullins of Decatur, GA. "But first, I gotta get my truck fixed and get that rusty old stove out of my yard."

"600 lbs of men."

So much so good...

"Pussy roll of sausage"

They can't feed a family of five with a 12oz roll of sausage, a dozen eggs and freaking t-bone steaks? FREAKING T-BONE STEAKS!?!?

Do you serve the sausage along side the T-bone or on top? Because my southern dining at the waffle house had a t-bone steak or sausage, not both...

Chet

A proper Southern breakfast must include grits with, at minimum, pepper and butter. Sausage and fried(?) eggs AND steak? His breakfast sounds like his plate is little more than an arena for a cartoony gladiatoral free-for-fall of cholesterol.

I kind of hope this is viral advertising, because I want to see more.

Proof that we should cut our losses and neutron bomb Texas, then give it back to Mexico.

I've listened to this so many times it's burned into my brain. I like to quote it when I eat breakfast.

I'm pretty sure Jimmy Dean still makes the 16 Oz roll of their regular sausage.

QUICK, someone make a dance song full of samples form this guy. The chorus should go "I love your sausage for 30-something years." And then it's like boom boom boom and then it's all like boom tss boom tss and then the siren comes in WHEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO then boom boom "some needs their ass kicked" boom boom

I have no doubt that this message was treated with the utmost seriousness at Jimmy Dean headquarters.

What does it for me is that he concedes the deliciousness. The man is passionate about sausage. And "a woman, that's a little plump". God bless you Randy Taylor

FUCK I WANNA EAT GODDAMN IT. I really want to hear this guy's endorsement of the Iraq war and why we ain't usin the real bombs.

Get this man some quiche.

This sounds more like a Scottish breakfast than a southern one.

His anger is the spirit of America personified.

Randy Taylor. Add a Lee in there somewhere and you've got the perfect deep south name.

I swear, every time I start to think positively about my state, something like this comes along to rip my new-found confidence apart.

someone needs their ass kicked

Yeah us northerners sure do like our 16 ounces of maple flavored sausage.

Fat fuck.

Buy two rolls?

me34250 (1 week ago):

ever hear of bob evans, douche?



savesprinkles5678 (1 week ago):

I've heard of the Bob Evan's Douche. The only problem is my downstairs parts reek like sausage for days.

Why do I find this so hilarious? Do people actually take breakfast meats this seriously? Wow. I never realised it was so important.

600lbs of man sounds like an advertising slogan for a chubby-themed gay bathhouse.