there is nothing like the feeling of a clean, air-dried colon.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Men get wind magic blown onto their genitals, while women get rainbow magic. You're not allowed to choose.
Oh yeah, nothing quite like getting cold water splashed on my balls.
Youtube suggested this to me last week but I assumed with 13+ million views it had the be here already.
|William Burns |
The idea of a toilet smoking a cigarette after you flush is wonderful.
|Jet Bin Fever |
When I was in Japan, my heated toilet was the only way I survived a cold winter, since my apartment had absolutely zero insulation.
From my limited understanding that I'm not bothering to go back and research, they didn't use insulation at all until fairly recently. There was only extremely localized heating like that blanketed table thing and that worked fine until the west came over, first with battleships and later with nukes. Most modern houses, I think I read, are built like prefab western shit if you're not rich as hell.
Jet Bin Fever
Yep. My door was literally a thin metal sheet with a handle. This was a very expensive apartment too.
|Don Taye |
Ha I just installed one of these. That's a 0 toilet seat. The heated seat is really nice and the water and air are also heated. The deodorizer smell like cow shit though.
I'm starting to think you've never smelled a star.
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