|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Someone needs to kidnap this guy, put him in blackface, and drop him in the whitest neighborhood around in a black hoodie and pants that are too big. Dunno why, but I'm sure it'd be funny.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
"(I Don't Think He Considers Himself) Guilty of Being White" by Dumbass Threat.
|The Mothership |
oh for fuck's sake.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Oh, this guy again.
BLACK COCK ONLY
Just on a marketing level, "don't tread on me" is one of the most hilariously inept mantras I've ever heard.
When I was a kid, I always kind of resented being implicitly blamed, as a white person, for every terrible thing white people had done in the past. We had a read a lot of books about how impossibly shitty white people could be. After a while, you just wanted something to be racially proud of.
Eventually, I grew out of it, when I realized nobody else was going to be held accountable for these things but us, and somebody should be held accountable. I mean, if you're going to resent anything, it's the white people that caused this. It's the very least that can be done.
Ocyrus is right. We need to blame the previously not-white blameless, like Pol Pot, Kim Jong Il, Idi Amin, the nation of China for wholesale destruction of the environment...
Oh, wait a minute. We do blame people for those things they're responsible even if they're not white. Ha ha. You almost got me there, Ocyrus! Nice try, but you still have to hang onto your white guilt a little longer.
All my stars are for the incredibly awkward and forced cigar-pause.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I have many things I wish to write on his face.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I don't feel guilty for being white.
Appropriate choice of camera angle.
We are looking down on him.
Also, if you don't believe in white privilege, try riding passenger while a black guy drives.
He should be ashamed of his penmanship, his acting, his webcam, his delivery, his editing, and his haircut, however.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
What a rebel you are. FIGHT THE MAN...WHICH YOU...SORT OF ARE...KIND OF...WITH YOUR LAME ATTEMPT AT NOT BEING AS SUCH.
|Adham Nu'man |
Tom Waits did it better: http://youtu.be/-GugzLSbOQE
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