Oh this is good.

I think I must have seen this when I was young. I remember the television at some point insisting that getting trapped in a fridge was a serious concern that I should be aware of. I had all sorts of questions about that as a kid, not the least of which is, "is this bullshit?"

I want to see Spunky Cooter and Jizz fight to the death.

Maybe we could throw in a vulgar parody of Kidd Video in there, while we're at it.

They'd be like the space marines in Aliens Vs. Predator.

henry is already pretty drunk at this time of the day, so he's more than willing to let the small children do whatever they want with the newly found corpse