Dad hacks Donkey Kong so his 3-year old daughter can play as the princess

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Ursa_minor

- 2013-03-12

Hey, my old boss did this! Mike Mika is a really sweet dude, obviously.

Prickly Pete - 2013-03-12

Wow this was one of my quickest submissions to get through. I could use it too, because I've had kind of a bad streak lately with shitty videos/ dupes. Vindication!

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2013-03-12

You suck and I hate you!! :p

Old_Zircon

- 2013-03-12

I could have sworn I saw this here last fall, but it must have been somewhere else because I can't find it now.

WHO WANTS DESSERT

- 2013-03-12

The comments are more than evil enough.

StanleyPain

- 2013-03-12

I dunno, a video wherein the YouTube comments suggest wishing death and/or assassination on a 3 year old girl seems pretty evil enough.

EvilHomer

- 2013-03-12

As a violent misogynist gamer, I hate and am offended by the idea of playing Donkey Kong as a broad.

But as a violent misogynist gamer, I am intrigued, and a little turned on, by the prospect of seeing Pauline get crushed to death by barrels.

Looks like this hack wins a spot in my collection, right between Super KKK Brothers and that version of Ice Climber were you play as a penis!

Jet Bin Fever

- 2013-03-17

I like the version of tennis where you play as naked women with hairy bushes and mario says "fucking dyke!" when you hit it out of bounds.

paranex

- 2013-03-12

Why is this news? I've seen this all over the web, but it's not like gender-swapped ROM hacks are anything new.

MrBuddy - 2013-03-12

Rule 63?

EvilHomer - 2013-03-12

Are you looking for a serious answer?

It's not news, or, at least, it *shouldn't* be news. It's neat, but like you said, it's unexceptional, and doesn't warrant the attention it's getting through mainstream opinion-channels.

What it is, is topical. "Gaming and gender issues" is turning into the tech news topic of the week, so, hey. Soft news that fits into the current media narrative, run with it. A month ago, nobody would care. A month from now, nobody will care. But today, thanks to Anonymous' latest pro-rape campaign, this story gets picked up by everyone from NBC to HuffPo.

I hate to say it, but Anon's picked a fight with the most dangerous group on earth: educated white people.

MrBuddy - 2013-03-14

You know, now that I think about it wouldn't it have been easier to get his daughter a copy of Giana Sisters? Maybe that's what happened next and we didn't hear about it.

Binro the Heretic

- 2013-03-12

Awesome!

Kind of surprised the ports to modern systems didn't have this option already.

cognitivedissonance

- 2013-03-12

Pauline is not a princess.

Sudan no1

- 2013-03-12

Mario dumped her when Peach came along because he's a gold digger.

boner

- 2013-03-12

What does the female Billy Mitchell look like? Discuss.

Sanest Man Alive

- 2013-03-13

A thousand romhacks about naked Marios, Links, and Megamen jizzing and shitting Nazis and Wilford Brimley to death, and THIS is the one that causes a public outcry. MRAs are literally more disgusted by women than by feces.

Actually, let's turn that around: MRAs are literally more attracted to feces than to women.

5 stars for a whole movement of admitted shitfuckers! No wonder they all feel so persecuted, the poor, brave souls.

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