|Oscar Wildcat |
Hobbs looks comfortable in middle age.
Five for an entire roomful of animals who hate their fucking lives.
Because nothing makes dogs happier than living with an unrestrained apex predator.
I won't even start on the tiger, but stretching while waking up is not a sign of happiness or contentedness in tigers. It's a sign of them waking up.
This is cute and all, but something kinda rubs me the wrong way about some rich douchebag "buying" an exotic, wild animal for himself (probably from some black market bullshit) for no other reason than he can afford to do so.
Yeah, it's great the animal seems happy and it's all cool, but that sort of shit it was leads to poaching and animal thefts and basically a whole chain of horrific bullshit that accompanies the wild animal market.
John Holmes Motherfucker
I agree. Many species of Tiger are endangered (I think Tigers are more than one species; I may be wrong.) and they're fucking tigers, they're arguably the most awesome wild animals on earth. We don't want to lose them. There's a sanctuary someplace where volunteers take care of Lions and Tigers who assholes get as pets and find out it was a stupid idea. I saw it in a documentary or something.
You clearly don't get it.
Rich douchebags like this guy are so jaded, that they looks for excitement in even the most banal of situations.
Waking up with Enzo the tiger today, sure, but tomorrow?
ALL BETS ARE OFF!
The tiger should make like a Werner Herzog film and eat this guy.
Show them what you can do.
What is this dude compensating for?
The long awaited sequel to 'Going to bed with Four Dogs'
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
"Dogs! They're GRRRRRRRRRREATTTTT!!
Yeah, like your sphinchter wouldn't tighten, even just a little, when that thing growls.
No worries it's been de-clawed.
I blame The Hangover
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
I'm sure this man is perfecting a serum that will allow Enzo to stand upright, and talk.
I also expect a child in a subway to be whisked away to the Rock of Eternity.
|James Woods |
Can we all admit the War on Drugs is lost when drug lords feel safe enough to put their morning routine on youtube?
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