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Desc:If Doom was done today.
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:Doom, call of duty, take cover
Submitted:Crunchy Frog
Date:03/28/13
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Bort
And if Doom had been done in the early 80s ... ? Presenting "Doom: The Text Adventure":

#include
#include

void main()
{
char string_in[256];
printf("DOOM: THE TEXT ADVENTURE\n\n");
while (1)
{
printf("You are standing in a large chamber. You see a demon ");
printf("flying toward you.\n ] ");
scanf("%s", string_in);
string_in[strlen(string_in)] = '##CONTENT##';
strupr(string_in);
if (strcmp(string_in, "FIRE") == 0)
printf("The demon falls to the ground and fades away.");
else printf("I don't know how to %s!", string_in);
printf("\n\n");
}
}
Bort
PoeTV just broke my beautiful beautiful source code. I'll never write in C again.

Old_Zircon
GW Basic might have been the way to go.

crojo
I prefer the late 80s version.

http://doom.chaosforge.org/

Meerkat
use stricmp you mong

Bort
I don't know how to USE STRICMP YOU MONG!

Hazelnut
For Bort's perfect reply

jreid
Part 2 is just as insightful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NURfvG0lfpA
RockBolt
The achievements

Old_Zircon
The easter egg video is good too.

kingarthur
Is this what Call of Duty is like? The last video game I really played was Vice City back in the day.....
EvilHomer
Pretty much, yeah.

EvilHomer
Just so we're clear, I don't mean that as a joke. At first I thought this video was going to be all sarcasm and hyperbole, you know, Old Gamer taking the piss out of New Game with a combination of cheap shots and exaggerations. But having watched it, the resemblance is actually pretty uncanny, especially in Part 2.

StanleyPain
This is so fucking masterful. Part 2 is almost better.
Jet Bin Fever
I don't want to type spoilers, but I really enjoyed this. The voices are really hilarious too.
Gmork
If by "call of duty" you mean "everything except the ac-130 has been done before CoD1 or MW1 came out".
Maru
yeah let's pretend to be dumb because we're pedantic internet nerds

Gmork
you're pretending?

Maru
that doesn't work on what i said

blue vein steel
3:41
RocketBlender
For the achievements.
FABIO
Watching this, I keep expecting him to take every free second to reload a clip.

And I realize what an annoying standard that's become.
STABFACE
The whole reload-with-every-spare-secong thing infuriates the sperglord inside of me, BECAUSE MAGAZINES DONT WORK LIKE THAT YOU FUCKERS

FABIO
Maybe in 5 years we'll get the next step in shooter realism with a QTE mini-game to scrounge individual bullets from all your half full clips.

Maru
games suck
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