|Cockmaster Flash |
The most-evil part? Not showing their cutie marks.
They don't actually earn their cutie marks from this. They get all excited, thinking they got 'em this time for sure, but no! Nothing! Still blank flanks.
That's when Scotaloo licks her lips and says, "well, looks like we're going to have to try... mmmm... something else..."
This same setup works for the next five scenes.
In a house
With a mouse
In a car
In a tree
In a box.
With a fox.
On a train.
In the dark
And with a goat
On a boat
When I was in high school, "getting your cutie mark" meant getting to third base for the first time. A lot of us claimed to have gotten our cutie marks just so we could fit in.
Also, "Scootaloo" was slang for shoving a tube full of cocaine up your ass.
Damnit, boner, go away! The CGI isn't even that good, why am I turned on?
I'd love it if this was re-edited where that "teach yourself English" pumpkin would burst in like the Kool-Aid Man, forcing his way between the ponies and shoving them away while yelling, "NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!"
I'M VERY HUNGRY!
GIVE ME THE FRENCH FRIES!
OM NOM NOM
GIVE ME THE SANDWICH!
OM NOM NOM
GIVE ME THE SEXUAL PONIES!
wasn't one of these enough?
Bronies are the disease. I'm the cure.
I just don't understand why the shadow on the wall goes away before the "camera" pulls out. Is it because it was making the ponies too bright? That's some pretty inept CGI lighting; you can just use selective lighting that effects the wall but not the ponies.
Oh, crap, I meant "affects the wall", not "effects the wall".
TOO LATE!!!! YOU USED THE WRONG WORD!!!
YOU SHOULD BE BANNED AS AN OBJECT LESSON!
As far as the shadow thing goes, I didn't really notice that. For some reason my stomach can't take too much of these videos.
|Caminante Nocturno |
They're clearly making out in a Team Fortress 2 stage. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle sneaked into a battlefield after the fighting was over so they could make out among corpses.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Nothing to see here folks. Move along.
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