|Albuquerque Halsey - 2013-06-03 |
|Spaceman Africa - 2013-06-03 |
Yeah, it's a pretty neat toy.
|simon666 - 2013-06-03 |
God I hate it when people speak comprehensively about banal crap.
|Meerkat - 2013-06-03 |
|Hooker - 2013-06-03 |
There are a surprising number of adults taht are obsessed with Nerf toys. It's pretty sad.
I recently threw out my glow in the dark Nerf Gatling gun with strobe light that used to so entertain us ten years ago during spontaneous Nerf battles. Then, one day, someone hit me with a foam football, I had a flashback, and nearly killed them before I knew what was happening. They recommended electroshock therapy for my NPTSD, but I said fuck that, and the Nerf VA. I'd rather have soft, foamy nightmares three times a week than be a goddamned vegetable.
Nerf, or nothing.
There's a lot of things I was unable or unallowed to buy when I was a child. Then, when I grew up, I didn't want those things any more.
It's so weird to me that people hang onto their wishes and desires that they had when they were eight.
|Mother_Puncher - 2013-06-03 |
THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM SOUNDS LIKE
*click* *click* *pop*
|chumbucket - 2013-06-03 |
How old are you? Must be a Toys R Us kid...doesn't want to grow the fuck up.
|Riskbreaker - 2013-06-03 |
Dare to be stupid.
|Mister Yuck - 2013-06-04 |
|Gmork - 2013-06-04 |
haha they fly off in every direction the second they leave the barrel
|The Mothership - 2013-06-04 |
This is more depressing than the fat swordsman.
|SolRo - 2013-06-04 |
back in my day our NERF ammo had fins and would generally go in the direction fired!
Yes, the NERF missiles and arrows had fins.
Those Nerf missiles that you shot of your finders had fins, but if you took the fins off they went twice as fast and looked like clown boners so that's what everyone did.
I was unaware of the NERF missile fin clown boner hack. Missed out on that...
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-06-04 |
I like the way it gets carried by the wind.
|Lord_Crocodilicus - 2013-06-04 |
People are using these things outdoors?
|Old_Zircon - 2013-06-04 |
If it's not a first generation Super Soaker 200 I'm not interested.
Super Soakers sucked before the CPS.
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