|Oscar Wildcat - 2013-06-04 |
Points to schlong!
|Lef - 2013-06-04 |
She's pretty androgenic looking, and women who qualify as such usually had exposure to higher than normal prenatal and adolescent exposure to testosterone.
FYI men have fewer nerve endings and our dendrites are shorter than that of women.
AIS is known for causing women sexual dysfunction of varying degrees.
If you want to be able to pound out orgasms with your dick, either be Lexington Steele, or get with an estrogenic girl.
I've never had problems with them.
In before the fedora/neckbeard shitstorm this post will inevitably incur.
Welll, yeah, I've had the same experience with the estrogen-soup ones, but women who are man lookin' need love too, and women with higher levels of testosterone probably have higher sex drives.
Women can orgasm?
I think its gotten to the point where "fedora neckbeard" makes the person throwing the insult look a bigger douche than someone actually wearing a fedora and sporting a neckbeard.
|Scrimmjob - 2013-06-04 |
i saw this earlier today, the preload totally got me.
|Old_Zircon - 2013-06-05 |
I'm OK with this.
|theSnake - 2013-06-05 |
If there's ever someone you'd want to get dating advice from, its definitely a 40 year old single woman
Hey! I resemble that remark.
|That guy - 2013-06-05 |
She chokes up like she's going to cry a few times. Weird.
The only penis jokes left are jokes about average wieners. Big cock jokes and tiny cock jokes have been done to death.
I've done some "I'm bragging about my average-size penis" schtick when it seems like the right time at drunken parties. My friends tend to think it's hilarious when well-phrased or well-timed, but with acquaintances or strangers, the variety of reactions are truly astounding.
They react with everything from the occasional "I see what you did there" laughing with me when I use it to puncture someone else's self-aggrandizement; to laughing at me in a sort of "sucks, to be you, brah" kind of adolescent way; to revulsion or embarrassment for me, like "Oh My God, how could someone admit that, and WHY?" Sometimes it's just non-specific laughter.
But most often, there's a sort of generalized response: the guys ALL act like "Dude, I'm slangin' an ocho, easy" and the girls ALL act like "Who wants to settle for average?". And then they drink more, and a few median guys go home with a few median girls, while the rest save it for the bikini model or horsecock billionaire that society promised them.
I recommend running this experiment at parties when appropriately drunk and bored.
It is most choice.
|ToucheTurtle - 2013-06-05 |
What I'd like women like "ya" to do is wear a t-shirt that says "I require a cock like two coke cans glued end-to-end or absolute devotion to my pleasure. Actually, both." and then we can skip the whole trudge to the part where you request that I declare my genital dimensions over dinner.
You're the one with the fucking fetish requirements so why don't you step up and put your cards on the table first?
|memedumpster - 2013-06-05 |
My thought process :
"Wow, that kitchen is just soulless, she has no color or decorations. Oh, maybe she made this video in a house she's showing later that day... oh my god, that's her bedroom... no, that plastic thing is probably a couch, not a bed. What the hell is that weird, overlapping, rug looking thing on the left side of the screen? Oh, the video buffer ran out."
|TeenerTot - 2013-06-05 |
Seriously? Harpyish women are still on this tired old complaint?
Size < Skill. Unless she's got a disgustingly cavernous cooch that can only detect penetration with things larger than a breadbox, I guess.
Breadbox pornography should be a thing.
I'm not going to google it.
She admits she's got a largish vagina in one of her vids, so that's fair I guess.
Her self-appointed gender-representative thing is inexcusable though.
|Hooker - 2013-06-05 |
Hey, guys! Here's what women want to hear: how big your penis is, and to be told as quickly as possible. Women are totally going to appreciate how quickly you get to the subject of your penis.
See? We mocked the PUA's, BUT THEY WERE RIGHT!
|Pillager - 2013-06-05 |
Captain, I'm detecting enormous levels of Botox from the Romulan sector.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2013-06-05 |
Lady, there's no getting around the fact that after pooping out a few kids, your cooter is gonna resemble a catchers mitt. Who's fault is that?
|Riskbreaker - 2013-06-05 |
WOMEN AMIRITE FOLKS?!
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-06-05 |
This woman is presumptuous, to say the least, to think that she speaks for everyone on this. I think most women want to avoid the topic of penises as much as possible.
I mean seriously, where do you meet women who don't talk about penises quite a lot? I guess I've met a few but they're definitely not the norm in my experience. Granted, it not always (or even usually) in the context she means, but most of the women I've been friends with or dated in my life have had a pretty healthy appreciation for the inherent comedic value of penises. They certainly talk about them a lot more than I do.
Every woman I know says dick every few seconds because I like em tourresttistible.
|candyheadrobot - 2013-06-05 |
Wait, guys aren't "do whatever" by default? Oh yeah, I've never had a problem in either of these areas.
I have a really funny reply to this too! I need sleep.
|bopeton - 2013-06-05 |
Points for saying "video blog" instead of "vlog".
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