This man will never be angry again. You cut him off in traffic, he adds your face to the bunghole pile that day. There is nothing that can phase him now. His hatred for humanity is now SOLVED.
Every time his dick gets near someone who can provide it pleasure, he imagines his dick pulling chunks of meat out of what ever orifice he's just penetrated.
When I worked on a ranch and we slaughtered pigs and cows, cutting out the anus (cutting around it without cutting through it) was difficult and time-consuming. Me then would have liked one of these.