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Is this an entry level position?
Uh, yes it is.
This man will never be angry again. You cut him off in traffic, he adds your face to the bunghole pile that day. There is nothing that can phase him now. His hatred for humanity is now SOLVED.
Every time his dick gets near someone who can provide it pleasure, he imagines his dick pulling chunks of meat out of what ever orifice he's just penetrated.
Ugh, now I will too. Thanks.
And then the camera pans down below the depositing hole to reveal the hotdog machine.
I don't know about pig bung, but cow bung is used as a wrapper for sausages. People think that stuff is synthetic, but it's not.
This message brought to you by veganism.
I like the implication that the announcer just got up and left halfway through this.
slurpin' hog bung
This device has put thousands of pig-asshole-removers out of work :(
The Last Pig Asshole Remover was shown at Tribeca this year.
SOLD. You had me at "contamination".
If you put the sound loud enough, you can head the saw.
When I worked on a ranch and we slaughtered pigs and cows, cutting out the anus (cutting around it without cutting through it) was difficult and time-consuming. Me then would have liked one of these.
Jarvis being the manufacturer gives this a Robocop advertisement feel.
MMM MMM tasty!
People make fun of vegetarians, but at least my food never had an asshole to be removed.