|The Mothership |
I've just unbuttoned her jeans and zipped her down. she probably hasn't noticed, so I'll just proceed.
this, TFL, PUA and other stuff in the hopper right now have made me permanently terrified of men. thanks internet!
True this. But when I feel this way, I remind myself how many ladies will end up sleeping with this guy. I _know_ what his problem is. Ladies, what's yours?
On the bright side, the Youtube comments are mostly mocking and obvious spam.
I had no idea of the PUA stuff before POEtv, so thanks guys for making me a misandrist
|Sexy Duck Cop |
The tangible discomfort in the girl's face.
first and last craigslist modeling ad she responds to.
Sexy Duck Cop
It's like she knows she's going to get dismembered, and that she'd prefer it to pretending to find this guy charming.
Know who gives the best advice on how to get women? Guys who actually get women.
Couldn't even get a chick willing to kiss you on camera?
So, now they're skipping the peacocking song and dance and heading straight to rape?
I don't want to be a human anymore.
I hope this guy gets maced.
I'm imagining Robert Webb correcting your spelling at the top of his lungs.
screw you and the dictionary you rode in on!
I voted this out of the hopper using only the pressure of my boiling blood.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
Her crossed legs at 3:30. This is like a master class in body language.
|That guy |
............this guy's uncontrollable need to systematize and analyze a situation where he's
--got a date back at his house--
and then make a video about it....
I don't care if he has a website, he is fully aware that this is not his real job. This has gone so far past "What should I say first to a girl I don't know?" that I'm going to need to practice some necromancy here:
Dear wrathful, unhallowed spectre of, say, any existentialist, eastern philosopher, poet, fool, or solider who died a virgin,
Please return to curdle the skin off of this no-longer-person human, I beseech thee.
PUAs remind me of those amateur martial arts "experts" who can show you how to block any attack as long as you know which attack is coming, it's done slowly, in exactly the same way, and that after the initial attack the attacker just stands there while you do a complex series of things to him. And if it doesn't go right, it's someone else's fault.
The secret of PUA is that it's a magic feather. The techniques don't work, they just convince the guy to ask every girl in the room to fuck him until one says yes, and gives them a psyc mambo-jumbo answer when they say no so they don't have their confidence broken. It's like a "guaranteed win at slots" system that convinces the person to pull the handle 10,000 times before they give up.
The rest is selling seminars like MLM.
The Great Hippo
'Magic feather' is a good way to put it. I've met people who think PUAs have done wonders for them; all it's really done is give them a horrible, horrible fucking roadmap with which to navigate interactions with the opposite sex. Having that roadmap gives them the confidence to have marginally more success.
The thing that kills me about PUAs is the sheer surrender of personal responsibility. Relationships are HARD, but instead of working to figure them out, they just look to someone else to give them all the answers. And it turns out the people they're looking to are a bunch of fucking megalomaniac charismatic chucklefucks.
Sexy Duck Cop
As someone who spent the better part of his teenage years in a karate dojo so terrible it verged on surrealism, this metaphor is more apt than you can possibly imagine.
I don't think I've ever starred a video based solely on the title before.
But it's either that or actually watch this crime-in-action.
This is terrific advice for Leisure Suit Larry.
Such a handy short film. I think we should rename it "Exhibit A for the prosecution."
Has any rapist tried to use the "I was only following the PUA instructions, it's not rape if you follow a pattern" defense or something similar? It seems like it's only a matter of time before it happens.
|Binro the Heretic |
Okay, um, elephant in the room, here, people.
He has abducted that woman and threatened her with violence to get her to participate in this video.
We should send this to the proper authorities.
Christ, the hopper has been putting out some real gems lately.
The roofies are on fire.
I really only know one game you can play with a girl that will guarantee sex.
Hide the Penis in the Vagina?
|The Great Hippo |
PUAs treat sex like it's a D&D min-maxing campaign. Take six levels in PEACOCKING, roll for initiative to remove her pants.
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guys like this end up dying alone
After several divorces from insecure, extremely lonely women half their age. Alimony payments, children that revile them, etc.
I couldn't even watch it. 5 stars.
Why does he have grandma wallpaper??
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