|Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-23 |
They taste like a fading superpower fatally wounded by an ideology of short-sighted greed, willful ignorance, and childish arrogance.
Great, crow-flavored pancakes.
It's a metaphor for America.
Start with a decent idea, blueberry pancakes with strawberries on top, then corrupt the hell out of it by using the cheapest ingredients possible and cover it in corn syrup.
Oh, add a cheeseburger too, with lots of mayonnaise.
And an order of fries.
With a large cocacola.
Looks like a train wreck,
smells of rot,
and tastes like fear.
America. It's what's for breakfast!
|Xenocide - 2013-06-23 |
You can really taste the ground-up eagle.
ches. and chet, I feel sad that you woold be missing out on so much more eegle of the premium edition.
|Hooker - 2013-06-23 |
As someone that isn't an American, I have to tell you that Denny's really does taste like 'Merica.
|duck&cover - 2013-06-23 |
'Merica gives me the runs.
|Meatsack Jones - 2013-06-23 |
So that's what we would all taste like ground into a fine paste, put on a griddle, and covered in syrup.
|kennydra - 2013-06-23 |
Diner classics with an American twist. I thought diner food WAS American.
|Bhiu - 2013-06-23 |
|La Loco - 2013-06-23 |
Murica tastes like diabeatus apparently. I'll take a red white and blue finger tips platter please.
|Pope Caius - 2013-06-23 |
You don't go to America as much as you end up in America.
|Spaceman Africa - 2013-06-23 |
America's patriotism is cute sometimes
|Change - 2013-06-24 |
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-06-24 |
The minute I saw this on TV, I knew I could find it up here.
|Gmork - 2013-06-24 |
|Cherry Pop Culture - 2013-06-24 |
The last time my gamer friends went to the near-by Denny's, it took 2 hours to get drinks. I imagine that's what this tastes like.
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