Curious onta what it would do.
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
AGH!! RAGE INCREASING!!
Yes, cus the dangerous thing here was smoking whatever, not doing it while driving a fucking car!!
|Oscar Wildcat |
Compared to text messages, it's only about 5% evil at most.
MOM! DAD! DON'T SMOKE IT! IT'S EVIL!
It's unbelievable what it will do to you.
Actually, that's pretty believable and frankly the kind of thing you should have expected to happen.
I tried to read a book while driving and got into an accident. Kids, don't read books. It's just not worth it. Books will ruin your life.
Sexy Duck Cop
I once tried to get a college education and raise a family while driving. Not worth it.
(shows footage of someone sprinkling Garlic Sea Salt on a bag of Pure Evil.)
This seems like my type of party. I like to get drunk and drink cough medicine and drive a tow motor into town.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Iowa's news leader... yeah sure.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Her name is Alliance?
Because this substance, not reckless driving, is what caused the accident and is totally abhorrent and needs to never be used by anyone.
Just like text messaging.
She says she gained a second chance at life, I say she lost her chance to win a Darwin Award.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
There are a lot of Best Parts of this video, but the best Best Part is the newscasters' apparent pride at snagging an exclusive interview with a teenager who smokes random drugs without knowing what they do while driving a car.
Sexy Duck Cop
I'm reminded of that scene in Man of Steel where Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Lois Lane gives a random crazy Infowars blogger an "exclusive" into the time an Etch-A-Sketch with tentacles tried to rape her while a bearded naked man did surgery with his laser eyes.
|Father Avalanche |
Smoked it. Hung out with Cthulhu all night bitches. Now I'm all like ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
|Casual Tea Party |
5 for most of you guys
|pyslexic dharmacist |
"Alliance? Where have I heard that name....oh, you're the girl who smoked fake pot while driving! Sorry, I don't think our online community college is the right fit for you...."
|Old People |
Her mom and dad grimly shook hands while conceiving her.
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