Oh... oh no, honey, no. Let me take that webcam until you're old enough to know better.
|Jet Bin Fever |
How lucky we were to have achieved puberty before the internet was in our bedrooms.
I probably still have audio cassettes of me singing and pretending to be Johnny Carson.
Jet Bin Fever
I have a really embarrassing tape of me pretending to be Bill Cosby from when I was a kid. I'm not black.
The pain at school.... the endless pain...
|Prickly Pete |
So this kid is retarded or something, right?
I can't imagine the hell this kid must have going on inside his head that would provoke him to do something this stupid and terrible.
I have some comics I drew in high school. Most of them are really bad with shitty plots, ongoing terrible stories and jokes that I even back then thought were half amusing and personal. Those are embarrassing.
The bulk of what I have from high school are drawings of my sister's juggalo boyfriend at the time in various outfits getting fucked and cummed on by massive, throbbing dicks that came gallons. Sometimes he was a park ranger getting fucked by a bear dick, sometimes a knight getting jousted in his ass by a phallic lance, sometimes a Starbucks employee getting raped as a tip. For some reason I am not embarrassed of those and proudly displayed them. I just wish I had deviantart back then
I vaguely remember reading a proposal by someone to have juvenile internet histories sealed when people reach adulthood.
This kid needs that proposal to become law pronto.
I would actually have fucked myself up less as a child had I been connected to an Internet with an average sanity. Anonymity was my downfall.
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