Shit, you get old and you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Very considerate of her family willing to accommodate her needs. Hope the reporter finds it in his heart to grant that nice grandma a wish.

I know a woman who recently turned 100. She's the oldest person I've ever known personally. She's not this lively.

Evidently it's pretty common for very old ladies to get unusually obsessed with sex. And not just normal sex but weird sex.

Oh, let granny have her fun.

Oh bless.

Granny got game.

My great-grandmother got to 96, and she wouldn't stop talking about candy. She'd talk about candy that didn't even exist, that had stopped being made 50 years ago. She'd get a bag of jelly beans and obsessively separate them out by color, put them in little tea cups, and suck on them for hours. She did this endlessly, with other color-mixed candies like M&Ms and Jolly Ranchers. She could not abide mixed colors.

We have no idea why this became her hobby, but I was in the room when she died, and she described Heaven as "New Orleans, but everything glows and is clean", so that is what I assume Heaven is like.