|Monkey Napoleon - 2013-08-11 |
This is the same as the older bullet infomercials where they don't bother seasoning anything and all the ingredients come from somewhere just off screen all measured out and prepped. I keep trying to tell my computer that this is bullshit, but I don't think it cares.
|cognitivedissonance - 2013-08-11 |
Aunt Martha and Granny Satan haven't spoken in years, not since the Deal-A-Meal incident of 1992. No matter the consistency of the turkey meatloaf, they cannot forgive, nor ever forget.
|duck&cover - 2013-08-11 |
Fat guy wants some food! Stuff his face with nachos until his arteries explode!
|il fiore bel - 2013-08-11 |
I remember having the original magic bullet in the house when I was younger.
Not bad for smoothies and single-serving drinks, though anything else was kind of a crapshoot.
|Senator_Unger - 2013-08-11 |
Just make a food pill if you can't be bothered to spend more than 30 seconds doing something.
|kennydra - 2013-08-11 |
That's not how you make pizza THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE PIZZA
|Caminante Nocturno - 2013-08-11 |
I've always wanted to invite people to dinner and do shit like this in front of them, just to see how long it takes for them to call me on it.
|baleen - 2013-08-11 |
Oh Ralph, will you and your fat ever amount to anything? Sit down.
This is one of the most awkward infomercials I've ever seen. I can't get the Mr. Show parody out of my head.
|TheOtherCapnS - 2013-08-11 |
Thanks to Bullet Express, we finally had a family get together that didn't almost immediately degenerate into a low-blood-sugar-fueled screaming match.
"You know who loved to help cook? Grandpa. I guess he'd still be here if you hadn't driven him to an early grave, you fucking hateful dyke!"
|Redford - 2013-08-12 |
I'm pretty sure that if you cook raw tomatoes in the oven, they do not magically transmute into tomato sauce.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-08-12 |
Fucking horrible. This isn't a joke? Wow. Unbelievable.
|Enjoy - 2013-08-12 |
I've seen this a million times and enjoy that pizza making every time.
|jaunch - 2013-08-12 |
Oh my God! This is hilarious. I laughed out loud through the whole thing.
|Testicles of Doom - 2013-08-12 |
Less than two minutes in and I've already seen two of the most disgusting food type things I've seen in my life.
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