Nah, Alex is a Pakled.
Oh no! What has that Gorn done with Alex Jones? He's taken over Alex's show!
Why isn't someone stopping him?!
Oh christ, up until he took off, then referred to the top hat, I honestly thought this was a joke After Effects edit.
Poe's law at work. Is it really Alex Jones? Is it someone making fun of Alex Jones? Is it Alex Jones making fun of himself? He's like a modern day Andy Kaufman.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is the most Alex Jonesish Alex Jones thing that ever Alex Jonesed.
get well soon america
|Prickly Pete |
Alex Jones is actually a great example of what makes America great. Stay with me...
He goes to show that ANYONE can make it in this country if they're dedicated enough. Here's how anyone, no matter how broke, can become rich with enough dedication: go to the public library and study politics and government online for a few hours a day while you save up money from your shit job to buy the cheapest computer and microphone you can. Start a podcast that mindlessly distorts facts and panders to the dumbest demographics you can find who will follow you and support you. After you slowly but surely get enough listeners, sell a little ad space. From here the door is open: put the money you make back into your podcast via a good domain name, maybe some cameras, hell, supplement it with a couple of shitty books you write over a weekend and soon enough you'll be ballin enough to quit your day job.
I'm not saying Alex Jones did this, but he's proof that it would work. Flawlessly. Every time.
Somehow I don't think Alex Jones is quite like this. Not to say he isn't getting a lot of money for this, rather I think he's the kind of person who listened to someone doing this schtick ages ago and actually started to believe it. That's who really scare me, the ones who swallow the Alex Jones show as gospel.
Jones has been around a LONG time.
He's kind of the John Birch Prairie Home Companion of Texas.
This is an insult to the Gorn, who do believe in health care. Otherwise, they wouldn't be solid muscle men who can take a boulder to the face. Can Alex Jones take a boulder to the face? Doubtful.
I once dumped a really pretty and sweet dancer because she said she liked Alex Jones. I am still not entirely sure if I did the right thing, but this kind of helps me feel ok about it.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'm amazed he could fit his fat head in that thing.
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