|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-10-22 |
Yeah, all the shiny backgrounds in the world won't make those characters look lifelike. And that plot! HA! Oh well, it'll make money from bad parents.
|Kid Fenris - 2013-10-22 |
If you're going to transplant Tarzan to some post-apocalyptic future, why not change more things about the story? Make the animals mutants. Make the jungle a radioactive hellscape. Make Tarzan and Jane something other than snowy white.
None of those ideas would improve the movie necessarily, but at least it'd be a more memorable sort of bad.
That would make it harder to be an obvious rip off of Avatar.
Yeah this is pretty much just that Disney Tarzan and Avatar thrown into a blender.
|DriverStabby - 2013-10-22 |
My grandfather collected all the ERB pulps, along with a shitload of Wells and Verne, among a few others. He read them all as a young person. So did my mom. So did I. Three generations of us reading the same books when young, is really the closest thing we've had to a family tradition, besides alcoholism.
As I said to Disney when John Carter came out, "an open copyright is not an invitation to rape my childhood."
Five stars for doing it anyway.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2013-10-23 |
Jane's VA is all kinds of awful.
|Nominal - 2013-10-23 |
Wow. The Avatar ripoff wasn't blatant enough. They had to throw in the unobtanium too?
|Oktay - 2013-10-23 |
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-10-24 |
I hate to admit it, but I like the idea of a modern day twist on Tarzan.
Too bad this looks retarded, the voice acting is terrible, and the CGI is so bad that it's put to shame by the in game graphics of some recent video games.
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