NASCAR: Sport of the fat, dumb, and loud.
I'm not sure if he was using the word "bitch" as an exclamation or if he was referring to the woman in the video.
Either way, their reactions are hilarious.
"YEAH, FUCK YEAH!"
"NOMBA WON BITCH!"
"Layust tahm ah wun..."
Last time YOU won? YOU? Your fat ass couldn't even fit in the driver's seat, much less drive one of those cars. You didn't win shit, woman.
|blue vein steel |
i don't think there has ever been such a mediocre "athlete" with such a rabid fanbase, but that's redneck for you. No "white people" tag?
I'm not a NASCAR fan, but I do understand it takes amazing stamina to maintain concentration like that for over 3 hours in 100 + degree heat and maintaining cat like reflexes.
blue vein steel
i'm a big F1 fan, so i have nothing but respect for drivers, but from the little i know about nascar, Jr. is a lot like Danica Patrick, tons of media attention and endorsements, but mediocre at best on the track.
blue vein steel
also, the whole development series that you can't age out of is pretty fucking lame
I think this woman honestly believes her screaming has an effect on the race.
All praying hands and then at 1:11 "YA HEARD ME!"
You guys so damned cynical, "I never get excited about sports. I think sports are a waste of time. Time to watch more Anime!"
Sports bring real drama that most works of melodramatic fiction can't. Its real, its live, and the good guys don't always win. I'll admit I've been driven to similar levels of crazy watching football, basketball, and wrestling.
But thats not a good thing assnose. You don't know how awesome it feels to see your team make a last minute touchdown or an awesome dunk. And don't give me the "its a waste of time" argument because your presence here clearly shows you don't spend every minute of your life being productive.
I'm sure you guys just don't like sports because you're still bitter about the wedgies the student athletes gave you in high school (probably including the girls tennis team).
The beautiful thing about sports is that its an thrilling cultural experience. You're trying to act all cool not liking sports but I actually pity you guys for you don't experience that awesome feeling.
But that's just it, Cena. It's a false feeling. A feeling of accomplishment when one has accomplished nothing. A feeling of victory when one has contributed nothing to said victory.
It's a lot like religion. It's just self-brainwash with the aim of generating a desired emotion.
OOOH Good reply Quakeroat. Comparing the love of sports to religion. Let me guess you're a philosophy major?
I don't care if it truly doesn't matter who wins the Superbowl. Because in a sense it really does matter. The parties I throw the good times I have, its gotta be good for me. The highs the lows are amazing and you dorks are missing out.
I have a problem with the people who think they're superior for not liking sports. And Uglylouie I am Superior to you.
Just like the other guys you're still bitter about getting beat up by the football team.
Humanity has been celebrating sport for thousands of years. Get your noses out of the Nietzsche books and chill.
I have no problem with sports, I like watching MMA and boxing, but I can't stand those "all-sports-all-the-time" people.
the once great cena, reduced to trolling nascar video
how the mighty have fallen
There's a big difference between not liking sports, and not wanting to be Screamy McButterarms, all falling to pieces over a NASCAR race.
She's referring to Dale JR in the first person. She's convincing herself that his accomplishments are her own. That's not being a sports fan, that's being pathetic.
Now myself, I love a good football game. But I don't yell at the players on the TV, or jump up and down and lose my shit when there's a touchdown. I reserve that for celebrating the accomplishments of people I actually know and care about. Clearly I am dead inside.
Quite frankly, the only sport I give even half a shit about is lucha libre.
NUMBAH ONE NIGGAH!
|MC Scared of Bees |
I don't care about the video, I am starring the conversation in the comments here.
So... nobody's gonna mention how quickly the camera person obeys when she tells him/her to stop taping?
NASCAR fans sort of remind me of Twilight fans.
This video really drives home how boring NASCAR is. It's redneck golf.
The camera perspective gives us all that uncomfortable feeling like we're in some stranger's living room, watching a program with a LOT less enthusiasm but knowing that if we got up and tried to leave before the checkr'd flag we'd be pitchfork'd in the gullet.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Turn left! Turn left! Go straight! GO STRAIGHTTTTTTTTTTT!
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