|THA SUGAH RAIN |
There's no way on earth I'm watching 37+ minutes of this. Wouldn't.
Hey baleen, you follow this girl, right? Well, not *follow* follow, but you know what I mean.
Does she take requests?
Think she'd be amenable towards some Fluttershy ASMR?
Uhhh... Well, I doubt it, but it's worth a try. She does her own thing. If you really want to get your brony rocks off just pay one of them for a session. Some of them take "requests" as in they REALLY TAKE REQUESTS.
It's just the she reminds me of Fluttershy, and she strikes me as a pegasister; that candy princess RP in particular seems like the kind of thing a girl who watches My Little Pony would do. Her voice and her mannerisms are pure Fluttershy, and you gotta figure, the brony ASMR market is probably HUGE, yet it's completely untapped. I bet she'd make a killing if she did some Fluttershy RPs!
Think about it: ASMR is basically the Cuddle Cafe version of being a dirty-talking camwhore, right? Now that seems like the sort of thing your average brony would be into; it's cute and sweet and vaguely sexual but in a totally non-threatening way. The brony community is also massive. It's probably the single largest nerd community on the 'net, or at least, it's the single loudest and most active. And to the best of my knowledge, nobody's doing pony ASMR! Fans of the show are shoveling their disposable income at cosplay, clop art, custom plush toys, dubstep tributes, fan dubs, ass tattoos, and Luna knows what else, so clearly they're a profitable demographic to cater to. Put all that together and what you've got is a golden fucking opportunity: she could corner a lucrative market full to the brim of highly receptive fans with but a single stroke!
In fact, I'd do it myself, but I sound nothing like Fluttershy! I might be able to do some Big Mac ASMR, but I don't think that would work very well. I guess I'm more of the manager/ media relations type.
I'm sure they've gotten those requests. I saw one ASMR lady who claimed she was repeatedly asked to do Pokemon ASMR videos. Some of these women are not in it for the money (Heather Feather is constantly falling asleep during her videos because this stuff makes her feel more relaxed), others are blatant cam workers who may very well moonlight on sex cam sites. The whole culture is very interesting to me, how some of it is sexual but not explicitly so, and the peculiar celebrity these people hold over their thrall.
Go ahead and ask her.
If she'll do specific situations it for free I'd like to see her do a homesick Manilla nurse in 1944 tut-tutting over a PBY gunner who got gutshot by a cannon shell from a notorious "Zeke" fighter
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Hey, it's a living.
Welp, I watched the whole thing. Didn't see my night going like this.
Did you laugh at the pictures.
Baleen, please! I'm Sixty-Six, terror of the Outer Rim, a highly trained killing machine who eats plasma and shits depleted uranium auto-cannon shells. Those cutesie pictures didn't make me laugh, they made me wanna go frag some helpless mining communities on Titan Six.
PUT THAT IN MY PSYCH PROFILE, FEATHER BOT. THIS MECH JOCKEY'S HEAD IS STILL IN THE GAME.
Of course it has "we're in the pipe 5 x 5." A hundred twenty eight years at a dead end job must suck.
These remind me a lot of screen savers.
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