fedex Krazy krab looks like a pancake with bad news all over the bottom side
Old_Zircon I could imagine him getting coked up and blackout drunk with The Gobbledy Gooker and raising all sorts of hell.
M-DEEM Less a race than a righteous show of force.
baleen I love everything involving mascots. Easy 17 stars.
Kid Fenris And I love political theater. It's the 2012 Presidential election, with Krazy Krab playing the part of the Liberal Media.
infinite zest But the Elephant guy was winning! I've seen a lot of low moments in competitive sports..
infinite zest There was a legitimate fight that broke out one time in Milwaukee at a Brewers game. They don't really have a mascot, just some guy who slides down a big slide every time a home run is hit (best job ever, right?) but they have these four sausages that race, and people actually bet money on them. So the one sausage trips the other one, and they went fucking at it. At first everyone thought it was staged, but it wasn't.
infinite zest oh wait. I looked it up. It was a baseball player who hit one of the sausages with a bat which knocked the other ones over, and the sausages helped each other up. The MLB fined and suspended the guy, and the mascots finished the race. Mascots stick together.