|Bort - 2014-02-20 |
Took me a couple viewings, but I think I get it, it's a hipster-off:
"Hey ladies, look at me with my antique phone."
"Hey ladies, look at OUR antique phone, it's so ancient we had to find a landline jack."
I used to know a guy who walked around with a rotary handset hooked up to his cell phone back around 04 or 05, it mildly amused more than impressed.
Then a guy farther down the bar sent them a telegram.
Then another guy set off smoke signal warning "C.L.A.P"
Shortly after that, a man in the parking lot laid siege to Carthage and sent them a scroll on foot by dispatching his swiftest Persian boy.
Then a cro-magnon slapped a hand print on the building across the street.
|hammsangwich - 2014-02-20 |
They make rotary phone attachments for the iPhone. It's for when your Hitler youth haircut doesn't say "hipster" loud enough.
They work with any cell phone. I almost bought one because old handsets are much more comfortable to use than cell phones, but changed my mind when I realized how it would make me look.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-02-23 |
I miss the days when having a cellphone would mark you as an out of touch prick.
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