oddeye - 2014-03-30 I might be branching out a bit by saying this, I'm known to stick to my roots after-all, but this is a tree's way of saying "Leaf me alone." Typically their bark is worse than their bite but you still wood not want to mess with one.
infinite zest - 2014-03-30 I dunno, the tree came to him; I think it was pining for him.
oddeye - 2014-03-30 Maybe you are right, I've always been a bit of a sap for trees. My father is the same way, the acorn did not fall far.
infinite zest - 2014-03-30 Yeah, trees have been growing on me recently.
infinite zest - 2014-03-30 But it wasn't like the guy was axing for it or anything..
oddeye - 2014-03-30 Axing for it? I saw what yew did there. There's like a whole forest of puns here.
misterbuns - 2014-03-30 I grew up in rural arizona & not sure if they are true, but there were all these legends about rednecks getting pinned under saguaros they would fire at at, then dying of exposure.
oddeye - 2014-03-30 Exposure to what? Nature upclose?
blood_visions - 2014-04-03 was immediately like "that trees gonna fall down if you keep shooting it with that rifle" it sucks none of his dumb friends pointed that out to him